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I'd suggest more people do what I do and just read @theonion.com for your news. makes the world better honestly

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do you know how hard you have to work to make Doug Ford seem calm and normal?

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

we stand up against bullies

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It didn’t end well for the last king to try to rule America. Just sayin’.

submitted 14 days ago • 312 comments

Let me get this straight, America, a country on the verge of complete collapse wants to drag us down with it? No thank you.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk was mocked after raging against "unelected bureaucrats" in an Oval Office rant oblivious to the fact that he was describing himself.

submitted 21 days ago • 289 comments

LOL, the RNC chair wrote this because Trump hurt JD Vance’s feelings

submitted 21 days ago • 81 comments

Don't spend another dollar in America. Across the country people are cancelling long-planned trips. I just heard from a Canadian travel agent who is telling her customers she won't book trips to the United States. Canada The boycott is strong. Canada #strongasfuck We don't bend. We don't break.

submitted 21 days ago • 361 comments

funny thing about following me on letterboxd is you’ll be quickly see it’s rare for me to outright hate a movie be good be bad just don’t be boring

submitted 23 days ago • 11 comments

I always find it funny that these are the same people who see one black person in a cartoon and have a stroke.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Another screening of Beetlejuice? 😉

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

So, they're giving it to either Russia or France.

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50 Shades of Grey is only "romantic" because he's a bilionaire. If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.

submitted 25 days ago • 709 comments

I will still always find it funny that Republicans have been reduced to defending a government agency named after a fucking dog meme.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I think at this point we have to say that Kendrick releasing Not Like Us was the most successful political assassination since Shinzo Abe

submitted 24 days ago • 10 comments

Must have been a secret antifa warrior (am I doing this right? Donald do not hurt me)

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Liberals: Why don’t people understand these critical issues and keep voting in ways that directly negatively impacts them? NYTimes: paywall WSJ: paywall WaPo: paywall Business Insider: paywall The Guardian: paywall Fox News: open Newsmax: open OAN: open Liberals: It’s such a mystery.

submitted 24 days ago • 193 comments

drake furiously calling his lawyers to demand they sue the nfl

submitted 24 days ago • 13 comments

The fuck did they want him to do, bring him out and actually kill him on stage?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Let me get this straight: the Canada-United States border is an imaginary line, which means nothing, but the US-Mexico border is sacrosanct and needs a wall to keep them out? Okay, cool.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Watching American news these days reminds me of those 2010 Internet Explorer memes where the joke was how slow they were.

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Drake rn:

submitted 24 days ago • 69 comments

the chiefs can still win if mike pereira has the courage

submitted 24 days ago • 17 comments

In an embarrassing Super Bowl mixup, the NFL announces that the Philadelphia Eagles actually played KC and the Sunshine Band.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

You see the general public release of Alarmo would've completely overshadowed the Switch 2 announcement so I totally understand their decision

submitted 52 days ago • 6 comments

That protest vote isn’t working out so well.

submitted 28 days ago • 428 comments

Donald Trump is threatening Canada with 25% tariffs but only 10% for China. This isn't about trade. This is a thug trying to shake our nation down. Canadians will not kiss the ring of the gangster from Mar-a-Lago. balleralert.com/profiles/blo...

submitted 33 days ago • 127 comments

All Jeremy wants to do is play Modern Warfare 3. Why are you exposing him like this?

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

My favourite part of ghost media on Youtube and in movies is that they heavily imply we all somehow become YouTube pranksters when we die. We just spend all of our afterlife messing with people for absolutely no apparent reason.

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submitted 69 days ago • 14 comments

Off to get off my ass and watch Sonic 3. Nobody cause a major historical event while I'm gone. I'll be pissed if you do.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I’d like to report a murder.

submitted 85 days ago • 372 comments

If someone ever called me a jingle horse I’d have to lay them out flat.

submitted 86 days ago • 117 comments

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the house ethics committee has an "oopsie" and the report on the pedophile gets leaked.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

What can ya even say at this point

submitted 112 days ago • 148 comments

this app will do nicely in allowing me to receive my fix of pet pictures.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

For anyone who is unclear:

submitted 115 days ago • 18 comments

hey fellow bluesky posters, i can't emphasize enough how much you don't need to be making 6-point infographics to teach twitter users how to post on here. i promise they'll be fine

submitted 115 days ago • 42 comments

Mattel accidentally released official #Wicked dolls that link to a porn site The URL was supposed to be 'Wickedmovie' but instead just says 'Wicked' and leads to a site requiring users to be 18 or older

submitted 115 days ago • 42 comments

I like BlueSky because I can say something funny about Aaron Rodgers and not have 700 replies from Joe Rogan bros wondering if I like being poor

submitted 115 days ago • 268 comments

I swear, if a billionaire ruins this app, I'm going back to stone tablets.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

The Man in the High Castle (Series, 2015 - 2019)

submitted 115 days ago • 10 comments