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While this is obviously a trans panic nothingburger, you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to the NSA

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Alien: Romulus (2024)

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

It's Tabletop Tuesday! QT with your blorbo Phineas Alexander (Finn A.) Bust was a career criminal turned restauranteur who stumbled into the world of paranormal investigation while attempting to revitalize his failing fried poultry chain, the Tennessee Bird.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I actually did have Nazis saying "folx" on my bingo card

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Motion to table "don't say the r slur" discourse until the KHive flare up dies down

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I wish more people were talking about egg prices as less of a “muh egg prices!” thing and more about the fact that there is an organized egg cartel that is illegally price gouging and almost certainly illegally price fixing and reaping massive, gigantic profits.

submitted 6 days ago • 66 comments

Oppositional? Yes. Defiant? Sure. But disordered? Watch your tone.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Reactivating my account like I'm checking the fridge for the third time at 2am

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

If I hadnt already experienced twink death this would crack my egg

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See I feel like the devil worshipping Nazi pedophile discord cult thing is something that should dominate the news cycle for a few days not blow over in a few hours

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Did tankies do this?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”

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This is my Bible (I've never fully read it but I make sure it's in a conspicuous place when people come over)

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone please stop using southern maga slang like "folks" and "y'all"

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Look, if I don't stop posting about the election I'll either have to stop posting about politics, or imagine politics that go beyond posting and elections, and I'm not interesting enough to post about anything besides politics.

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Resident Evil 7 is a beautiful, uplifting, testament to our ability to overcome childhood trauma and domestic violence through superior firepower

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turning a big dial taht says "sportsball" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments