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glorkglunk.monster
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I am in the mood for these magic the gathering land arts

I love going to mimosa brunch with my girlies and also I love lying about loving going to mimosa brunch with my girlies

Why doesn’t ash just eat pikachu

monday or "monster day" as they sometimes call it

ok you guys what are your thoughts on torment. it might be controversial to say this but I think it's actually pretty good

When you’re in a worst at being a thing competition and you have no opponent

is it weird that I value vegetarian/vegan recipes/substitutions way more from people who aren't vegetarian because they choose to make it that way despite knowing what the alternative tastes like?

so if ears help you hear because they're on your ear spot and eyes help you see because your eye spot is where they eyeballs is. If I get some extra ears somehow can I put them over my eyes and I can see the truth?

soundcloud.com/type-91/insi... I feel like people hate on dnb with "dubstep sounds" a lot but I feel like this tune always did it a lot of justice

a set of properly implemented solutions to my problems would fix me

There should be a band called “the mindcrafts”

I’m broke and I think it would be funny to offer mastering for people but then all I do use use gain on gclip into kilohearts limiter

we should build a really tall tower and it should be extremely menacing

guy: hello there my name is phillip me: why

I've seen the take that you have to be pretentious to be a good artist a lot and I think it's wrong. You have to be picky, and being pretentious is basically just being picky but annoying about it which is kinda useless. I'm not above being a snob from time to time but I'm not gonna defend it lol

cat participating in the elden ring nightreign beta test: I hope they add liurnya

If I said I had a sip of water would you guys believe me? Probably not….. ugh

im thinking about indie horror game "the fruit" shoutout all my gay men out there

dude I liked botanica and then twitter decided it was cringe and now nobody is doing it

did you guys know if you have 5 clothespins in your room you can clip each one to a different finger in your hand and it will disrupt the blood flow in your fingers. in case anyone needed to disrupt the blood flow in their fingers im always here.

my leitmotif has a leitmotif and it's playing in MINOR KEY even though normally it's LITERALLY NOT in minor key even though the original leitmotif's key is actually in phrygian dominant. im thinking about getting a third recursive leitmotif but I can only afford to feed them cat food so.....

Tea parties are boring... Digging up fossils is way more fun...

*goes on a rampage and gets captured*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqdi... this remix is underrated and also arguably beats the original but it's not dnb so ppl don't think about it when they think noisia

bury your phase

forgive my impertinence, duchess.