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glosston.bsky.social
LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE is what I'd say if I did anything worthwhile with my life
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They reach the surface like Pauline mentions at the end of the Direct, a young Mario sees this monstrous gorilla carrying around a young girl and figures he has to save the day
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if FIFA and the IOC weren't so well versed with shitty countries running their events I'm sure they'd be horrified
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My dad died on Christmas 3 years ago, so yes hypothetical! Still probably something that happened though!
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Siri play “It’s My Party” by Lesley Gore
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Consoles next please
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I've come close like 5-6 times to buying the booster box on Amazon and have to keep pulling myself away with the reasoning that I will never understand or play anything MtG related and I just wanna open cool cards instead which I can just do by opening baseball cards instead
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It’s called Fortnite
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He can smell this being his path to the presidency and he’s not gonna let this chance get away
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Anywhere Trump speaks is a Trump rally
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Man pictured below
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It is interesting how many cereal ad campaigns revolve around stealing said cereal
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The best karaoke prank to pull on someone is to make them sing “Message in a Bottle” because no one ever remembers that song ends with like 4 minutes of “sending out a SOS” on repeat until it hits
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Enacting the draft so you can own the libs
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You’ve got Wall Street brain where it’s not good enough to be profitable, you have to be exponentially profitable forever in perpetuity so I don’t expect you to understand it’s good enough to just be good
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Boy I sure wish he did that in 2023
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Everyone loves to play to be the champion of the Bowl of Dicks (Sporting Goods)
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I once had a ups truck explode that was carrying a copy of NHL meant for me so I feel your pain
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It’s the best posting day since Trump got Covid
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Is….is Mayer hurt?