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“America is deeply unprofitable” it’s a country not a B2B startup you fucking dweeb

submitted 9 days ago • 534 comments

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

submitted 29 days ago • 148 comments

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

submitted 38 days ago • 474 comments

The Supreme Court majority is in two-a-days, doing risky Winstrol cycles and grinding tape for hours as they gear up for the greatest challenge of their careers as jurists, the one they've been training for all their lives—ruling that the constitution actually holds that the president is a king.

submitted 51 days ago • 18 comments

as a child I would not have flinched had the coyote torn a river of wet innards from the center of that loathsome roadrunner as the price for his hubris

submitted 62 days ago • 15 comments

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

submitted 72 days ago • 56 comments

As an ally I will be sitting my ass down and LISTENING to these AI accounts. I want to know how best to support their communities, whether that's somehow donating an AI-generated coat or just cutting down an acre of old-growth forest so Meta gets an additional $0.07 from Unilever.

submitted 78 days ago • 22 comments

going into 2025 with this energy

submitted 83 days ago • 70 comments

Please understand that Rickey Henderson stole 1,406 bases during his big league career and that no active player is within 1,000 of that total.

submitted 90 days ago • 18 comments

I do not want Pat McAfee I do not want him on T.V. I do not want him on my shows I do not want his punting toes. I do not want his awful takes Or all his subject-verb mistakes. I've had enough of gamble-ing It's seeped its way to every-thing I do not want Pat McAfee Please keep him off of my T.V.

submitted 574 days ago • 28 comments

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

submitted 96 days ago • 1116 comments

Jesus Healing the Lame & Blind, by François-Louis Dejuinne, 1817, 📸 by Phil Ellsworth

submitted 103 days ago • 27 comments

lmao what kind of wiley e coyote ass painted tunnel on a wall scheme is this

submitted 104 days ago • 113 comments

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submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 115 days ago • 5 comments

font choices matter

submitted 117 days ago • 192 comments