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My name is Gnat Gnewton. cold takes disguised as hot takes. an incredible idiot.
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don't put Ricky Saints (🤭) *anywhere* near The Rock. Adam Copeland will be instantly be proven correct. 🤼

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The only king I follow.

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I'd watch the *fuck* outta this. Not bits.

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"ratings are down, roll out The Rock."

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I had a dream I got pulled over by Will Ospreay and he was grilling me about my med card. wtf does that even mean.

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great shirt.

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I think I've purchased BioShock more than any other game. I honestly couldn't give an exact amount, but at least 12. At the very least.

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calling all #AEW SICKOS. 🤼

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For sickos, by sickos. store.theonion.com/c...

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I am not good at golf.

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😭😭😭

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🦁🦁🦁

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Venomous Snake Found In Bananas At New Hampshire Grocery Store theonion.com/venomou...

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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

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Oh this bitch gonna be a 3way at #AEWRevolution. Hell yeah. #AEWDynamite 🤼

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yo, they no sold the hell outta Thunder. #AEWDynamite 🤼

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#justiceforWillow

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for God is a woman, and her name is Timeless. #AEWDynamite 🤼

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Let's just go ahead and call it here for Toni as 2025's Wrestler of the Year. I can't believe that Toni Storm is 3 time back-to-back-to-back Wrestler of the Year! Congratulations Toni! #AEWDynamite 🤼

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HE HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE SHIN. BABY. I BE CRINGIN. #AEWDynamite 🤼

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I love the way the venue looks. It sets up some great shots. #AEWDynamite 🤼

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CD dressed like The Joker from Dark Knight Returns. #AEWDynamite 🤼

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"we like you" #AEWDynamite 🤼

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15 minutes til the best weekly wrestling show goes live! Where the best wrestle! #FORTHESICKOS. #AEWDynamite 🤼

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🔥🔥🔥 #AEW 🤼

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