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My name is Gnat Gnewton. cold takes disguised as hot takes. an incredible idiot.
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Yo, Hologram and Kommander should be a tag team. #AEWCollision 🤼

once The Fed, always The Fed. This is why they get mad at us for calling it The Fed. They know we're right. 🤼

Where are those idiots who claimed WWE wasn't involved in the Janel Grant Lawsuit? It's right there. #wrestlesky

a few cans of spray paint can cause a real ruckus on government buildings and signs. Hopefully we all don't collectively get together and start tagging our state buildings in graffiti. They may get REAL upset about it.

#FreeLuigi #DenyDefendDepose

He nails it.

don't put Ricky Saints (🤭) *anywhere* near The Rock. Adam Copeland will be instantly be proven correct. 🤼

The only king I follow.

I'd watch the *fuck* outta this. Not bits.

"ratings are down, roll out The Rock."

I had a dream I got pulled over by Will Ospreay and he was grilling me about my med card. wtf does that even mean.

great shirt.

I think I've purchased BioShock more than any other game. I honestly couldn't give an exact amount, but at least 12. At the very least.

calling all #AEW SICKOS. 🤼

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I am not good at golf.

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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

Oh this bitch gonna be a 3way at #AEWRevolution. Hell yeah. #AEWDynamite 🤼

yo, they no sold the hell outta Thunder. #AEWDynamite 🤼

#justiceforWillow

for God is a woman, and her name is Timeless. #AEWDynamite 🤼