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"If I had no self-awareness, I think I'd know!" 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏁 (jessi) she/her, & a ☆giant crybaby☆ everything is made up, and the points don't matter✨️
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why don't we have more hat parties?

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cat doing improv: alright, so im going to puke. now someone give me a location audience: floor! cat: i think i heard “couch or bed?”

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Sleepy driveway royalty. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

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i am now the proud and sole owner of the world's greatest t-shirt

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I am severely in love with how the trump/musk manly-man fans are trying this “people aren’t used to seeing how masculine men argue” thing. yes bros that’s right. being a messy bitch online, that’s real alpha behavior. if Achilles were alive today he’d be in Hector’s mentions on social fucking media

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I am begging Wes Anderson to cast Jason Statham in a movie

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Im probably gonna get in trouble for doing this,but Im gonna do it anyways I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT! Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me

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no elon, they won't like you unless you end trump with a rock to the melon. yes, elon, that's the only way.

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I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason

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Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

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the soparnos

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When Sonic is about to land on a spike

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my favorite mark millar moment when, as a teen, i had the wild idea to get back into X-MEN! ultimate x-men came out and i was like WOW MAGNETO'S KIDS ARE KIND OF COOL I GUESS? and then he wrote them in an incest relationship. very not cool, very creepy. he made an enemy that day! and he will rue it!

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my favourite mark millar moment was when mark waid posted it’s a bad idea to antagonize your ghostwriter while millar was going after gail simone

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PaRappa the Trip Sitter

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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

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Sometimes I feel like Zorak in the air vent. SG:C2C, s7e4, "Flipmode"

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I only just learned that Jonathon Joss’ husband was a trans guy. I didn’t see that mentioned anywhere and it took me coming across a buried comment by chance to learn this information. I…

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maaan they should do a study on how the internet and the heat and the government make yooou sooo angry also me: *vaping 84% thc oil, ate half a chicken wrap and a donut and didn't sleep*

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“REED! COME QUICK! REEEEEED!”

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at lake and bloomington where ICE were seen. large group of angry people

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i'm like, smoke some weed and take my ativan to take down the DMV rage and then i logged onto facebook. known for fueling the fires of anger.

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kill them all and let a norse god sort em out

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Rhododendron sounds like a transformer

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Backing candidates in gerrymandered red districts: $0 Backing young primary candidates: $0 James Carville: $100,000 Free Tacos for Republicans: $360,000 Backing progressive candidates at all anywhere: $0 someone who is good at electoralism please send me $5 my party is dying

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this dude at the DMV may or may not have nazi shit on his vest, idk i see norse runes and just assume. i already had a huge Anxiety from being in that building and i felt that if i asked him EXPLAIN, i might not be able to stay cool.

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today i learned that even if it seems like it won't work: do it anyway. i just swapped out a surge protector in desperation to get the gaming computer to work. and it did. occam's razor!???

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Jonathan Joss was MURDERED. Words matter here. He was MURDERED. it was a HATE CRIME because he is a gay Indigenous man. Say those words. Do not dance around it. He wasn't "killed in a shooting." He was murdered in a hate crime.

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1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride. So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels. They opened the drawbridge to block them. So they marched to a different bridge. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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my mother texted me to say that trump thinks biden was replaced with a robot and i had to search the internet to make sure that's what is actually happening. wow. what a year, kids. i'm gonna go lay down.

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