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Saw a guy today in an OSU national championship shirt and on the front it said JESUS WON. I really wanted to stop him and ask if he's suggesting Jesus is an OSU fan but I didn't and now I regret it.

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The stupidest imaginable dystopia.

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This is the kind of excruciatingly intellectual humor I needed today.

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At one point in this episode of Parks & Rec, Ron says someone "pulled himself up by his bootstraps" and it will never not be morbidly funny to me that the preferred metaphor for a "self-made man" in this country is something that's literally physically impossible to do.

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I only just found out that Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross produced an album for Halsey and it is really, really good. (Also she has crazy Kathleen Hanna energy in this song and I am all up ons it.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1EJ...

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I'm watching Parks & Rec and I know he turned out to be a creep but I still miss Aziz Ansari.

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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

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Oh, come one now. What the actual fuck?? abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/...

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I think it’s not helpful to repeat claims that the administration is working on eliminating “DEIA” as though it’s some kind of corporate strategy; just say explicitly that they’re trying to eliminate diversity, equity, inclusion, and accessibility, and explain how.

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There is definitely no way anyone could have anticipated firing these people would backfire at all. None whatsoever. I cannot stress enough that absolutely nobody could have seen this coming.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not a big conspiracy theory guy, but come the fuck on, this guy is a lizard person. That is 100% a human flesh-mask. If you look closely you'll spot the nictitating membranes on his eyes.

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I think we should all do this. Really jam up the works for someone at Google.😉

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Julien Baker has a new album coming out in April and it is really, REALLY not what I expected. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kY...

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Reading about Pete Hegseth getting heckled by military families in Germany, my first reaction was surprise Pete Hegseth is legally allowed to enter Germany.

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I tuned in for the halftime show last night but didn't watch much of the game at all. Feeling pretty good about that choice, since the game was seemingly even more dull than I had expected. Kendrick killed it, unsurprisingly.

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This could be a real game changer for a lot of people.

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Just spit balling here, but if you don't want to be called racist and sexist maybe don't vote for the racist old man who's been found liable for sexual assault. Just putting that out there. thehill.com/homenews/cam...

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Pfffft, Windows 98. I'm talking Windows 95 baby.

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I am just so fucking tired of these two.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

j/k Trump will never die. He will outlive us all, fueled entirely by grievance and spite.

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Of all the shitty things that Trump has done and will continue to do until he dies in office and JD Vance rebrands us all as citizens of the Republic of Gilead, can we talk about the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)? Trump rebranded the U.S. Digital Service (USDS) as The U.S. DOGE Service.

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I don't know how big the overlap is in the Venn diagram of Taylor Swift fans and World War 2 history nerds, but here I am, right in the intersection. (Found this reposted without attribution - would love to know where it came from.)

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Just one Baltimore win away from me being able to tune out sports until pitchers and catchers report to spring training. (Still rooting for Buffalo, BUT... so close to baseball season!)

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We are well on the way now to the Kansas City vs Philadelphia Super Bowl we all deserve.

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🚨MAJOR SPOILERS FOR YELLOWSONE SEASON 5 RIGHT HERE, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU🚨 It seemed pretty clear to me at the end of s5e09 that Jamie was talking about having Beth killed, not John.

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Saw a guy today in an OSU national championship shirt and on the front it said JESUS WON. I really wanted to stop him and ask if he's suggesting Jesus is an OSU fan but I didn't and now I regret it.

The stupidest imaginable dystopia.

This is the kind of excruciatingly intellectual humor I needed today.

At one point in this episode of Parks & Rec, Ron says someone "pulled himself up by his bootstraps" and it will never not be morbidly funny to me that the preferred metaphor for a "self-made man" in this country is something that's literally physically impossible to do.

I only just found out that Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross produced an album for Halsey and it is really, really good. (Also she has crazy Kathleen Hanna energy in this song and I am all up ons it.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1EJ...

I'm watching Parks & Rec and I know he turned out to be a creep but I still miss Aziz Ansari.

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

Oh, come one now. What the actual fuck?? abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/...

I think it’s not helpful to repeat claims that the administration is working on eliminating “DEIA” as though it’s some kind of corporate strategy; just say explicitly that they’re trying to eliminate diversity, equity, inclusion, and accessibility, and explain how.

There is definitely no way anyone could have anticipated firing these people would backfire at all. None whatsoever. I cannot stress enough that absolutely nobody could have seen this coming.

I'm not a big conspiracy theory guy, but come the fuck on, this guy is a lizard person. That is 100% a human flesh-mask. If you look closely you'll spot the nictitating membranes on his eyes.

I think we should all do this. Really jam up the works for someone at Google.😉

Julien Baker has a new album coming out in April and it is really, REALLY not what I expected. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kY...

Reading about Pete Hegseth getting heckled by military families in Germany, my first reaction was surprise Pete Hegseth is legally allowed to enter Germany.

I tuned in for the halftime show last night but didn't watch much of the game at all. Feeling pretty good about that choice, since the game was seemingly even more dull than I had expected. Kendrick killed it, unsurprisingly.

This could be a real game changer for a lot of people.

Just spit balling here, but if you don't want to be called racist and sexist maybe don't vote for the racist old man who's been found liable for sexual assault. Just putting that out there. thehill.com/homenews/cam...

Pfffft, Windows 98. I'm talking Windows 95 baby.

I am just so fucking tired of these two.

j/k Trump will never die. He will outlive us all, fueled entirely by grievance and spite.

Of all the shitty things that Trump has done and will continue to do until he dies in office and JD Vance rebrands us all as citizens of the Republic of Gilead, can we talk about the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)? Trump rebranded the U.S. Digital Service (USDS) as The U.S. DOGE Service.

I don't know how big the overlap is in the Venn diagram of Taylor Swift fans and World War 2 history nerds, but here I am, right in the intersection. (Found this reposted without attribution - would love to know where it came from.)

Just one Baltimore win away from me being able to tune out sports until pitchers and catchers report to spring training. (Still rooting for Buffalo, BUT... so close to baseball season!)

We are well on the way now to the Kansas City vs Philadelphia Super Bowl we all deserve.

🚨MAJOR SPOILERS FOR YELLOWSONE SEASON 5 RIGHT HERE, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU🚨 It seemed pretty clear to me at the end of s5e09 that Jamie was talking about having Beth killed, not John.

(squeeing continues, slowly increasing in intensity) www.ign.com/articles/nin...

If you need me I'll be over there, squeeing.

8th grade was rough, man.