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swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it https://goddamvirginian.substack.com?r=5dy03&utm_medium=ios
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The chapter of RFK’s most recent book - that he wrote to defend his belief that COVID was actually a weapon designed to target white people and spare certain groups like Jewish people - in which he talks about how he does not believe germs actually cause disease is called “The White Man’s Burden.”

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“I asked chatgpt” yeah well I woke in the morning and I stepped outside and I took a deep breath and I got real high and I screamed from the top of my lungs “WHAT CAN I MAKE FOR DINNER WITH THE INGREDIENTS IN MY KITCHEN”

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doctors don’t want you to know this but you can cure any illness by eating 3 chili dogs and then 3 more chili dogs

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Who's your favorite wacky sitcom neighbor?

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got a cuban sandwich at my local mexican joint and it was the size of my head and came with ham, chicken fried steak, a hot dog, jalapenos, tomato, and mayonnaise on it. call it whatever you want it was delicious

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RANDALL CUMMINGHAM norfolk.craigslist.org/for/d/suffol...

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o loke to Post, Post, Post roffs and bo-ots i like to Pist, Pist, Pist riffs and bi-its a lake to Past, Past, Past raffs and ba-ats and so on in that fashion

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a lotta people showing their ignorance. that kind of machine is necessary to make an authentic chicago dog

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Respectfully, your honor, you gotta be kidding me with this shit

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man lives 10 minutes from kings dominion and spends his time watching fox news and hunting brown people. go ride a roller coaster you dumb asshole

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who the fuck mows their lawn at 1pm on a friday when all the best Posters in the neighborhood are trying to take a nap?

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waylon jennings did not put out a new record. i dont believe you

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i dont "make weak coffee" i brew econo

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i didnt even know he was married but happy golden anniversary to the whedons

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Witness: “-and then he said ‘Nobody move-“ Judge: *banging gavel* “DO THE VOICES”

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for your Monday ❤️ #Art

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anybody else seen gintama? anybody?

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to my homies without ac during this heatwave: those box fans go in the window, pointing *outwards* during the day (to extract hot air from your space) and are turned inwards at night to blow in cooler air. also, keep sunlight out & have a tiny fan with a bowl of ice in front of it pointed at you! 🫡❄️

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1930 Dunn, NC

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i cannot believe this post is real lmaoooo

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OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification

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fried a banana

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the 2016 NC bathroom bill cost the state 400 million dollars & was called the most anti-LGBT law in the US. president obama called for its repeal. by 2021, state-level trans bigotry was so normalized that trans people started to lose everything from bathroom to healthcare access in 24 states.

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please don’t put in the newspaper that that i got swamp ass

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commuting on the beltway is soul killing

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arm the Grunglers

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a hearty Hell Yeah Brother to @shariauncle.bsky.social for taking the time he needs and being braver than troops. Anime Sickos Podcast.

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