goddamvirginian.bsky.social
swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it
https://goddamvirginian.substack.com?r=5dy03&utm_medium=ios
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the doges, the trump voters, imagine Big Serious News articles interviewing every moron in the ICU for touching a hot stove
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and my cousin got picked up by an EF1 twister and dropped on some guy the next town over like in Magnolia
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one time my buddies and i were at the lake and one of those forest fire fighting planes scooped us up and rained us down like in Magnolia
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walking back into the office drenched in sweat kubrick staring at the cubicle farm "guess im the only dude around here bad enough for the wellness walk"
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it me
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(experiencing heat stroke voice) you dont know what it really feels like unless you feel it for yourself. you really just believe everything you read on your phone? foh
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it only *feels like* its 98 degrees and your body is warmer than that anyway. grow a pair
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guy so clearly spent his whole life trying to impress rich 50yo white guys and now just sounds like a rich 50yo white guy
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man i just want to go home
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[redacted]!
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no 20 is bigger than both 12 and 15. good question tho
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i would never
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some common threads are how many of them are retired/out of work/in deadend jobs and either in not-their-first marriage or old and unmarried
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hell yeah man id be mad if you didnt vote for trump
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chad. hill. block. head.
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(tmnt theme voice)
"sunday dinner cuomo style"
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times like this are when it is critical to have yappers in the office you can rely on
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i am the clean burning, efficient light in the darkness, i tell ya hwat
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"you a-will? you all will? what are you trying to tell me?"