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They/Them | I am actually a pumpkin disguised as a human. I make cookies and play MineCraft and the rest of my personality is Critical Role.
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The consistent motto

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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

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Coffee Journey: Peet's Italian - Discontinued. I am lost in the wind. Target Brand - Weak. And from a sellout company. I search on. Wicked Joe - Delicious. Expensive. And sometimes hard to find. Lavazza - Strong. Bold. Affordable. I have found my new patron saint. 🤌🏾

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Sure hope so. (art by Dave Tarnowski)

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Luigi Mangione has a website now. "I am overwhelmed by - and grateful for - everyone who has written me to share their stories and express their support. Powerfully, this support has transcended political, racial, and even class divisions..."

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To all the people who didn't do their due diligence and are asking: Where's Kamala? Where are the Obama's? Minding their business, just like the 92%. Tried to told y'all and you didn't listen. So no one is going to save you. You gone have to save yourself. 💅🏾 I said what I said. #FAFO

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God to know I'm not entirely over that. 🙃

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not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot

submitted 11 days ago • 377 comments

Hey guess what? Waze isn't stupid. I'm using Waze now. #googlemaps #waze

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Look at himb. I'm gonna cry. #snek

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Why does it take months for me to get a pay issue fixed but Zaddy Muskoviski can take over the federal budget in 3 days Have we considered deploying the Constitution, backbones, and the word “No” to the federal government? A novel idea, I know

submitted 20 days ago • 69 comments

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

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Please. I would love that so much. Or at least, sell some of their non brand stuff so we can get it.

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There is, and probably will be for the next four years, a brimming hope that those idiots in office tear each other apart because of hurt feelings and ego, at the exact same time that the sheep who voted for them suddenly become the wolves and finish them off.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

🤣🤣🤣 Because at some point you have to just laugh.

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We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to announce THIS! #criticalrole #beacon #nerd #blerd

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First they must catch you

submitted 23 days ago • 8 comments

Maybe if I play the lottery everyday I'll win enough to escape reality

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Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.

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