I understand the feeling, but that could well be an unwise decision. I read The Three Body Problem trilogy of books that starts with such a scenario. It does not end well.
Having seen how we are doing - they built a galactic bypass - I wonder if you could right story using that surely no one’s thought about it….no hitchhikers here…
Is he driving a blue box? I just want to make sure he's got room for me. I don't know where to get Jelly Babies, but I can make offerings of Sour Patch Kids, Airheads Extremes, and I make a pretty good pot of chili (with or without beans, and also vegetarian varieties).🥺
But being an American I'm only worth about 8 dollars(if you exclude those lab tests on my credit report that no one will give me the address to send money), and that is only because my phone is worth more than the amount I am upside down on my car loan.
I've always loved the sci fi trope of something being really common for us and crazy rare for them. Like pudding is like a delicacy for them, so a 6 pack makes you unimaginably wealthy.
If you get all the flavors it might be too ambitious, and then you end up starting your new life already at war.. I'd stick to pistachio and vanilla to start and keep a pack of chocolate in your back pocket in case you need another leg up.
Every orb I see…I say “beam me up, Scotty”. I’ve received all necessary messages from this planet and ready to leave this shit show. I reject this simulation. I’ll start leaving a pudding cup out each night and take with me on my early morning walks which is when I see them the most.
I don't know, and I'm not going to Google it. I just had some wingnut threaten to eat himself in a comment to me and I just can't take this place anymore. 😭
I encountered the saucer in the woods sometime between January 16th and today. I was lifted by their tractor beam and made to partake in vicious and invasive experiments. They dropped me naked in Times Square. Everyone thought I was an addict. They’ll all understand soon.
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I'm still here
You can't spell alien without the letters in Elon.
P.S. you may get a pony out of it
You got any uranium?
Or would that insult or frighten them?
I just watched Alien vs Predator yesterday🫣
This picture freaked me out a little 😂
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"Please! Beam me up and wipe my memory!"
"Let-let go of my appendage"
BEAM ME UP SPACE DADDY
But being an American I'm only worth about 8 dollars(if you exclude those lab tests on my credit report that no one will give me the address to send money), and that is only because my phone is worth more than the amount I am upside down on my car loan.
*Alien drops human off in space because said human didn't specify that they need air*
We'd all love world peace, and while it's a worthy goal, might be out of reach at this time.
What's something small we could all do?
"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have."
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"Yeah, let's keep going. I've heard Saturn is nice this time of year."
If they take you off the planet, you can't get them more pudding cups
"No, me first."
I really am quite fond of this little blue & green ark.
Willing to try anything at the moment, even a cookbook.
We don’t wanna start the war of the worlds..
Me, first.