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Ace comic book letterer. | Soft boy. | Stress baker. | Possible vampire. | Not nearly as funny as I think I am. | He/They
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How do cats?

RIP Bonkus

There are a lot of songs about finding out that someone threw away all your grits and ate up all of your corn, but Sloop John B by The Beach Boys is probably one of the best. Top five, at least. Maybe even top three, if we're being honest.

A fun fruity little drink and a new Neil Cicierega mashup album would fix me.

It's fun fruity little drink summer.

Just got an emergency weather alert that basically said "Prepare for Hell."

She was too OLD for YENTL.

ME: [walking up a flight of stairs] MY BODY: Wouldn't it be cool if we got a little dizzy at the top and, just for a moment, thought we might fall backwards down the stairs? ME: No. MY BODY: Okay, well, I'm gonna do that ever single time we climb a flight of stairs until you agree it's cool.

The worst handheld Zelda game by a mile

You find yourself in a room with two guards and two doors. One door leads to freedom, the other to death. One guard always lies. The other likes big butts and cannot lie.

After months of trying to get my beach body ready for summer, I find out that, when people say "beach body," they don't mean "bloated corpse that washes up on shore."

I really hate Box. However, I despise Drive. Thankfully, Dropbox always disappoints.

My son just caught and ate a bug and is now chirping victoriously. I am so proud of him.

YouTube's recommended videos have been fucking brutal lately.

"Is it getting dizzy in here or is it just me?" -- a thing I just said out loud to another human being

My cat is always so chill, except for all the times that he is a horrible little monster.

[me, a cop, at the Waffle House crime scene] CHIEF: So what are we dealing with here? ME: Looks like the victim was scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, and diced. CHIEF: In that order? ME: [takes a long drag on cigarette] We're dealing with a real sicko here, chief.

Sometimes you listen to a song and it instantly transports you back to a specific point in time. And, sometimes, that point is when the lead singer of said song almost ran you over with a golf cart at a music festival in 2006.

Though we've never met, David Dastmalchian sends me a holiday card every year.

Bought a whole watermelon. Gonna eat a whole watermelon.

I have a tummy ache and I'm being such a big baby about it.

oh my god?? deadline.com/2025/06/spac...

Remember in 2014 when the new U2 album was automatically installed in everyone's iTunes and everyone got really annoyed? Imagine if they'd installed it on every other programme you ever used. And it also somehow meant Bono could interrupt what you were doing and take over That's modern AI, that is

It really sucks that Mike Love outlived Brian Wilson.

There are no words.

Uh...YEAH...I'd say I AM pretty popular on social media. People LOVE my posts. Why do you ask?

I crave fruity little drinks and gossip.

A very kind write up of Batman: Dark Patterns so far. Issue 7 out today! W/ @cleanlined.bsky.social, @treecolour.bsky.social, @gofrankgo.bsky.social, @garbagedracula.bsky.social comicbook.com/comics/news/...

Out today! Another great jumping on point as we begin Batman’s next case! @danpgwatters.bsky.social @treecolour.bsky.social @gofrankgo.bsky.social

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Five years ago, a tiny five week old black kitten wandered into my backyard and informed me that he lives here now. Thank you for adopting me, Gomez.