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I’m just here to make people laugh… sometimes. I’m random AF so don’t expect cohesion • 😮‍💨🍃• Amateur Chef • 🍟 & Reality 📺 connoisseur • Horror 🎬 • 💰▪️Blaxican.. Lover of beautiful beings & things.
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Damn, I didn't even know Gene Hackman was found dead. I’m so disconnected. Wth happened??

Man, I love passing through Huntington Beach 🌴

He talked and texted with you while he was in a committed (lol) relationship with someone for over a year and you thought you could trust him? Lol! Ok.

Have you ever listened to someone speak and thought “Yeah that check engine light is definitely on”? Probably just me idk.

Thinking about Fat Joe’s leg

This right here

All these planes keep crashing except for the planes carrying the evil ghouls who run this country and the rich assholes who only care about themselves.

Nah I only see him for minutes at a time. I LIKE that nigga. 😭

If anybody needs a good pen, hmu. I have sooooo many pens. It's actually insane.

Sweetpea 📺 👀

Are you attracted to your coworker, or are you around them for 40+ hours a week and lonely?

Michelle Trachtenberg passed?! Only 39? Wow. That's so sad. 😔🕊️

Some clothes don't look good on you and you can't take it personally you have to just move tf on

I want some Chuck E. Cheese pizza badly

Watching the person who thinks he's better than everyone at work because of his seniority get reprimanded in front of everyone was so good 🤣

Drop a picture of yourself and turn it B&W.

This is how I look when I see the waitress walking towards my table with food

I found a spot close to me with bomb-ass carne asada fries and the price is great. I'm so happy. 🥹

I am not big on social media, it can be a fake world where people try to impress others. I just keep it real, I am who I am

Happy Birthday, friend! @sirkaufman.bsky.social I hope you have a day as special as you are bro! 🫶🏽🥳🪅

*only if you’re ultra wealthy and the color of milk

These BBLs are getting crazier and crazier. Idk what these women are thinking.

“I'm just gonna have one drink”

Don't ask the universe for sh|t you aren't ready for

Growing up is realizing everything bagels are top-tier

I have a pimple dead smack on the tip of my nose. I'm 39. Wtf is this?! Rudolph, the reindeer-looking ass. 😭

Whoopi Goldberg: “You are Beyoncé” Beyoncé: “Thank you” LMAOOOO! 🤣

Are the people who deleted TikTok when it was temporarily banned and can't re-download it because it’s not in the App Store anymore still spiraling? Or are y’all over it? 🤣

LOL! 😂🤣❄️

I need to see video of Hulk Higan getting booed 🤣

When the nudes don't hit right

LMAOOOOO!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭💀 #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYears

My first time making pepper steak. And I must say, it came out amazing. 👨🏽‍🍳🥩😋

Merry Christmas! 🎅🏽🎄🧑🏽‍🎄 I hope everyone has a great day filled with joy and laughs. Be safe traveling to and from. Love y'all. 🫶🏽

I'm almost done with season 2 of #Lioness. Bittersweet. Why can't seasons be like 20 episodes? Lol

Why would I care about your opinion? You buy and eat McRibs.

me gossiping at work

LMAOOOOO! 🤷🏽‍♂️ #NewYear2025

Shows and teases ass all day* “I’m an influencer” Lol, ok. 🤣