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A sprinkle of fun, a dash of serious, is what makes me great! 💫🌱 Tana Mo-Ghoul 4 Prez
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if y’all haven’t heard, my 2025 dodge ram 1500 laramie crew cab 4x4 with delmonico red pearl-coat exterior paint outfit killed it at the met gala

classic ferrari sheesh

crazy pit for russel. love it

max is so slimey

can’t wait for this rain. gonna make an interesting race

dirty dirty max

she don on my qui until i scream “JOTEEEE”

rb and mclaren colluding

hamilton would’ve won if not for that safety car

can’t believe 70k ppl are watching this brain rot

oops! i just drank all the primordial soup

i don’t regret voting for trump but as a small business private prison owner i am absolutely furious with him outsourcing our inmate populations to other countries! whether they are US citizens or not shouldn’t matter, what matters is that they serve their time ON US SOIL!! i didn’t vote for this!!!

entering the “i can’t believe it’s not butter” to alt right pipeline

rented a hotel room just to fart in for a day🤗

drinking nothing but seed oils to own the conservatives

i will take my tax return in crypto please. same with my doge stimulus thank youuuuu

I am not being informed, neither am I being entertained. I am merely on my phone

having a wifi air fryer would be nice but that means i’ll need to get a wifi fridge and wifi pipe to deliver the frozen food to the wifi air fryer

the farmers dog food is so good i got my cat on it! in fact, the whole family is on the stuff! and no we don’t have a dog in the household

so funny that everyone i know with warby parker glasses cannot see jack shit out of them

at the louvre and i’m going to return my ticket. there’s a huge line for the lady, i didn’t even see the lady nor do i want to come close to that lady

oh hi

reported: canadian drones disguised as geese have been spotted all across the US

there’s people still buying eggs??

trump just claimed that all dairy milk alternatives are DEI

so funny to see the tech bros pander to trump only so they can keep their monopolies going before the market catches on to their AI vaporware and they all crash and burn

whenever i think of “skeets” i automatically think of sharts

guys cut him some slack. we really expect diversity from the dude who eats mcdonald’s every day?

ohh america first meant destroy america first, got it

guess i’m part of soupsky now

guy that’s still making payments on his home, two lifted trucks, suv, rv, and boat and is angry at joe biden because he can’t afford eggs

panic-buying this before the tariffs kick in