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8 hours healthcare job 8 hours cleaning stovetop and eating tuna from a can 8 hours getting stuck in the magnifying mirror making open wounds for no reason snake skeleton icon is by Jeentee Pacharaporn
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frog and toad are friends dog and cat are snoring

Dope Gloves of Lying removed from inventory

I keep that thang on me That thang:

Bismuth just realized everything is relative

Morning

A quick sketch I did today, felt good to play again. I’ll be sharing the process video on my Patreon page soon

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RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons

My pal Saïd (who works nights at the bodega near my apartment) went on a minutes-long rant about how Columbo is the greatest detective and how watching that show always made him want to travel to California. It was unexpected and bizarre but it somehow made my whole night.

Had to remind myself I'm a science reporter, not a political reporter😅, so I wrote this cool story on the search for a universal snake antivenom, something that's desperately needed to save lives across the developing world. www.statnews.com/2025/05/02/d...

To the tune of Isn't She Lovely

So Extremely Itchy

"You know, as an example, red lead was used to make cheddar... A can of coffee could be coffee, but it could be ground bone, or charred shells, or dirt." Deborah Blum on our bad food past -- and how to avoid it being our future: buttondown.com/theswordandt...

SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES 🎵 FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?

what does GPT in chatgpt stand for. confidently wrong and overly polite answers only please

gimme an E🔫

here i am fuck you like a hurricane

hap'y mayd'y

ennui

i like when the cat holds the tip of her tail and licks it like an ice cream cone

Pros of having a healthcare worker as your surrogate decision maker: we will pull the plug on you so fast if you say that's what you want.

In the 90s, I genuinely thought the Internet would cure loneliness. But it turns out that for me anyway the Internet addresses loneliness the way alcohol addresses anxiety.

Carbs #Painting

Don't forget this little guy will be appearing on @everydayoriginal.bsky.social this saturday (3rd May). You need to be signed up to get notified when he goes live. I'm obsessed with painting squidgy things. #dragon #watercolour #cute #painting #watercolor #chubbydragon

psy op dire wolf

Potion of Unleash Coping

ChatGPT is so scary and powerful. I mean *I* don’t personally think that, but someone really stupid might, and that’s what makes it so scary

funckytown is an EIGHT MINUT3 song. please jsut take them to funky town already

have some giant snails

Finally, we made it to the end of the dungeon! Now to just calmly stroll through this large, empty, arena shaped atrium to safety.

I generally do not watch many YouTube’s shorts but occasionally I’ll pass this British guy who puts up a title like “can I run an obstacle course in medieval armor?” and yes of course you have me for 30 seconds

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Is the real world not depressing enough for you? Get the sadness bundle NOW

i realized i can work out regularly if i permit myself to feel the full extent of flight or fight i otherwise suppress at all times so now i'm fast AND strong

i can now do several pull ups from standing (a bit of a tippy toe assist for the first one ) then several more from just beyond 90 degrees at the elbows.

patient today came into the clinic sick because she couldn't find our phone number but wanted to tell us she wouldn't be there. JUST NO SHOW.

I LOVE WHEN THE DIEGETIC MUSIC BECOMES NON DIEGETIC AND MAKES THE SCENE REAL FUCKIN INTENSE