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dawg who is sending me a linkedin connection request on saturday

Hoshi finds your lack of faith of the heart disturbing. #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise

watching ENT and the ferengi episode comes on: 🫵🏼

i just napped for an hour and a half lmfao it’s 7:30 (19:30) pm now

the nerds in question:

SATURDAY!!!

send meme ideas my funny braincell has like, started hibernating or something

Star Trek: enterprise had the makings of a good series. And I like it god damn it. The characters were memorable and loveable, they had character development arcs, the nx-01 was beautiful but archaic at the same time.

It's been a long road Gettin' from there to here It's been a long time But my time is finally near And I can feel a change in the wind right now Nothing's in my way And they're not gonna hold me down no more No, they're not gonna hold me down

i love putting my playlist on shuffle because i’ll go from loml by taylor swift to faith of the heart to juno by sabrina carpenter to thunderstuck

im lowkey tired of existing in this world like… i have 10 people to answer on various social media platforms. i can afford to live but when i save its choosing between things that make me happy or things that would slightly improve my life. and i only get 10 therapy sessions a year (paid by company)

USPS LOST A PACKAGE TOO??? you’ve gotta be kidding me. this is literally the worst week ever.

T'Pol: "I do not have a Boimler in my quantum reality in order to make a comparison" Alternate Reality Mariner: "Oh, he's a big Starfleet nerd like Archer. You have one of those, right?" T'Pol: "Yes. And 'big Starfleet nerd' is an accurate description" From E509 #StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks

In The Facts of Warp! we’re joined by Bryan from @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social as @mariadsouza.bsky.social tells us about Carbon Creek! It's considered one of the best Enterprise episodes. Is it because none of the lead characters from Enterprise play any part in the story? You decide! #startrek

what’s your unpopular star trek opinion? mine (part 2): enterprise’s xindi arc was a GOOD storyline. was it kind of “SPACE USA USA USA 🇺🇸🦅🧨”? yeah it was. but it had some really good plot points and moral debates (why does no one talk about sim, we talk about tuvix every week)

what’s your unpopular star trek opinion? mine: i tried DS9 but it just didn’t stick on me. but that doesn’t make me any less of a trekkie like *some* people think.

can we ban microsoft teams because fuck that app

bonus points for being next to an eyeshadow-less spock

i think this week has been shitty for everyone and, like. real