goodboyporthos.bsky.social
1701% full of bad star trek shitposts, live long an yap on šš¼
she/her. USA.
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they truly have NO idea what im into
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anyway @raemadden.bsky.social finally joined bsky. want more unhinged af archerposting? follow her
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ever since @enterprisesplain.bsky.social said āmediocre white man energyā on god i have not been able to unsee it. the first time i saw this post of theirs i laughed for a solid 5 minutes
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PPL NEED TO QUIT SLEEPING ON FIRST FLIGHT
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someone should write a fanfic about this ON GOD @ent fic writers. guys. do u hear me
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i think it would've been really fucking funny for travis to finally get sick of him and then whip around one day and be like "bro do you wanna fly it yourself???"
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i have and the giant square version of it they used to play movies on
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itās ok when i told dominic keating i was younger than enterprise he looked like he was gonna cry š
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I HAVE NOT SEEN A CD IN SO LONG
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im really sorry for your loss :(((
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itās ok i donāt judgeā¦ but first flight is my favorite.
trip tried to flirt with the waitress ruby tho, but archer was too busy with plane brain
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i donāt remember him explicitly trying to pick up anyone at the barā¦ hernandez came to HIM
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i donāt think this is gonna work in your favor like you think it will
i will continue to be depressed to encourage archerposting
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i want to see him now please
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my mouth is watering rn
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broke: AI
woke: my edits from hell, badly stitched together with hopes and dreams
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im good! it didnāt hit me too hard in LA
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U GOT LIKE 24 HOURS
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it looked good when i left the hairdresser, i think im built incorrectly or something LMAO
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this episode of the office was gold and they shouldāve done something like this in LD. also this made me cackle so thank you
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NO THIS IS SO BASED AND FUNNY I NEED THIS š
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im in my early 20s and everyone says this is the prime of my life and uh, i am Not feeling like that š
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i personally would like to look like supermodel romee strijd. however i am asian and my hair wont bleach :(
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im so sorry but this made my day because i laughed
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IT SHOULDNT WORK THIS WELL BUT IT LOWKEY DOES???
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man i miss that ratio. i had my pick of āpilot who didnāt showerā and āpilot afraid of womenā
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ābuilt cheapā is hilarious im ngl i might steal thatā¦
i do go to the gym, my philosophy is that if im gonna complain i at least have to put SOME effort into fixing the problem. but some stuff you cant change like bone structure :((
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IM CRYING WHY DOES THIS WORK ON ME THATS SO FUNNY
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on god i shouldāve called him short or something, when they go low i go lower š
the dudes in college were not like this. i canāt believe im saying this but i miss them. they left me alone
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i read this in marinerās voice somehow HAHA but thank you ig i wanna look more girlypop and less just š§š»āāļø
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i feel like i got a forehead bigger than scott bakula and like, while it looks good on him, i do not think its very girlypop š
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i do not know why the opinions of random men matter so much to me but they do. the guy who called me ugly in a bar was literally ugly himself š
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this was tragic. it was done against my will. i am willing to pay someone for $90 haircuts + tip if they donāt do this
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im not saying its a bad haircut im saying its not rated A for Astra š
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the last time i decided i was hot someone knocked me down a few pegs š
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1) pulling out the receipts is CRAZY lmao im dying laughing and
2) it took me, on god, like 20 minutes and 300 photos to take the ONE i thought looked most normal
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see i got a terrible haircut once. this lady gave me what im leaning is called a āhimeā style cut but it was so bad. i hated it. it was the exact opposite of the BLENDED look i like.
so i pay my hairdresser for $90 haircuts now š