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goodphoneuser.bsky.social
3rd shift leader at the bearing witness factory fka @post_prufrock on the other site
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i love commenting “drop your telomere lengths” on his posts
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need to smoke w him
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yoo this mf bleeding into his brain hahahah
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I look like this
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is it worth picking up or pass
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⬅️✊🏻➡️
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terminal girl brain
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“actually actually it’s our manifest destiny to bulldoze this palestinian village and put up the worst mini-mansion housing development you’ve ever seen and a California pizza kitchen”
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that’s a “you” problem cupcake
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all pikmin are canonically gay
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what did I do…
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Not reading that essay
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i was against genocide until my friends did a microaggression
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in fact my venmo is @heyalex in case anyone in the idf wants to give me back the money they owe me
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B A N G E R
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she once called my writing insightful, I will likewise give her a pass
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rip Valerie solanas you would have loved whatever this is
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she’s actually wearing that bc we fucked (not married)
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well?
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i directly financed 8 of them :( Sorry
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huge L for straight men :(
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us💞
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important interim step where the firm’s executives take on like 100 million dollars in debt and split half of that amongst themselves in bonuses
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planning on draining one last fat swollen bladder on her grave once she’s in the ground. it’s what the nasty old broad would have wanted😔
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hagel
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rewriting history to read that in 2016 the entire dnc was undone by 3 guys with maybe 200,000 twitter followers, collectively
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if hillary could have been stopped by three nobodies with no real power cracking wise on a microphone then what does that say about her ability as a candidate :(((((((
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I saw her open for Lucy dacus in 2018. went in completely blind and was converted to standom within the first 30 seconds of their first song lol
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only that it’s not saying she’s bad, which is more correct
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this is basically what slings and arrows is about
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honestly I just think doing too much Shakespeare breaks your brain as an actor
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much ado about nothing kinda goated tho
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sighting #2
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that one kinda hot guy who “upcycles” thrift finds and they always end up looking like very mediocre patchwork diy projects😭
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you need to start putting a disclaimer in these like “(not you alex never you)”
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i know this guy gives the most fire haircuts