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gooots.bsky.social
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I want to believe that my hatred of everything Jacob Collier puts out is rooted in jealousy. But unfortunately he never fails to make stuff that blows

Bowties are cool. #MillenialAngus 😎

Hit the emotional high point in my solo halfway through the first time around, I just know they’re cooking me in the group chat rn

Accidentally matched my nails to my guitar

where does the new york times even find these people

discourse about bernies statement is driving me crazy because he’s saying that we need to hold the rich accountable and pay everyone, americans and immigrant workers, fairly and better. but liberals are somehow equating that with bernie saying “immigrants evil”

I thought this was a post about a new type of augmented sixth chord, but nope, sports again

Urinals should have toilet paper #DryYourTip

Just took a long dump without scrolling on my phone. Felt like I was in the dark ages

MoistTowelette is a beautiful name for a girl

amp sims are great but boy do i miss this thing

Sam Lane is a bitch ass motherfucker

Tomorrow. Issue 3

I’m never playing that game again @conrarmurderburger.bsky.social

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Come on man

luigi mangione intentionally got caught to cover up the hawk tuah coin rug pull. open your eyes

Need me a spider-man comic where he just fully lets go and wipes the floor with like. Everyone. Avengers try to stop him? Nope. Fantastic Four? Never stood a chance. X Men? Now they may actually- just fucking kidding, wiped. Like the only thing that could stand in his way are the fucking gods

Starbucks out classes Dunkin in everything except cold brew. Get your shit together Starbucks

Why did marvel rivals have to drop during finals week bruh

I wouldn't like m&ms as much if they werent fun colors

The holidays really slow down the post office! It's been 18 years and I'm still waiting for my letter from Hogwarts 🙈 #MillenialAngus

Can’t it just be Friday already? I’m ready to drink a glass or three of wine and rewatch a whole season of friends 😂 #MillenialAngus

Wait is this thing pointing at me

Music theorist unhooking your bra: Let’s C those big ♮s

Millenial Angus is back bitches!! 😆😘 If this offends you, you probably have a math test to be studying for 😉

Guy at the park: your dog is unusual looking Me: yeah, he's interbred Duck: *waddles up* I'll tell you who else is into bread

Hey guys millennial Angus here