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well it's Jared. Urban planner. Bills-Lions Super Bowl believer. John Wick enjoyer.
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Russia is playing us. China is playing us. Israel is playing us. Whatever "cultural dominance" the US held after the Cold War has evaporated.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

a panel of experts has rated the united states the world's best country. congratulations to the united states

submitted 13 hours ago • 45 comments

The guy who asked Zelensky if he owned a suit, Brian Glenn, is a reporter for the pro-Trump media network Real America’s Voice and also Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend. He got one of the rare Oval Office interviewer spots only after the White House blocked the Associated Press.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1125 comments

We stopped darning our socks by the hearth and now look at us. Lost.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Guess I’m going to jail

submitted 4 days ago • 114 comments

thinking of the old chris rock bit about making bullets cost $5,000 so that you know the victim did something wrong

submitted 5 days ago • 24 comments

Never Doubt Big Jim

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Yes, I AM jealous.

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 47 days ago • 88 comments

All I'll say is if a journalist threw a shoe at Trump like what happened to Bush there's no shot he'd be able to dodge it

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Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.

submitted 7 days ago • 565 comments

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 7 days ago • 117 comments

Q: Oh and 007? Do try not to break your Spy Wrist Watch Secret Watch Concealed Laser Best Watch For Spies Operatives Thieves Students Smart Watch Time Piece

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The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui

submitted 8 days ago • 33 comments

McConnel retiring and the potential of Beshear running is exciting, but gotta remember popular Govs don't translate well to Senate races (see Bullock, Hogan). Will largely depend on backlash from Trump 2.0 and if R's nominate a Roy Moore tier of terrible candidate (very likely)

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I really hate the "put up with the grime, it's a city" mindset, but I hate this sort of declinism more. A country that gives up on public transit bc it's scary, and crams more people into cars, is a failure.

submitted 8 days ago • 162 comments

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

submitted 9 days ago • 818 comments

They screwed this all up.

submitted 10 days ago • 43 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 10 days ago • 507 comments

northernlion on twitch has been streaming the same trick shot in "trick shot simulator" for i think like over 14 hours at this point (over the course of several days) and it's dramatically mentally healthier to watch it than following the news

submitted 10 days ago • 43 comments

I'm at a rave in a John Wick movie. People all around me are getting brutally murdered as the beat drops. I look mildly concerned while bobbing my head to the music.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Give John Wick a Young Sheldon type show. I wanna see him in 6th grade

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It's so incredibly obvious that the people who design Teslas have never lived in a snowy climate

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when times are tough i think about how beautiful nature is 🙏

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

time to dig up the @adamkotsko.bsky.social tweet

submitted 12 days ago • 74 comments

Teaching a bird to appreciate ranch.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

This is dumb as hell. Kofie’s stuff is amazing, let’s get his personal channel to 100k subs youtube.com/@kofiewhy?si...

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Few things fill me with more dread than the word webinar

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i mean, in my entire life, the democrats have had a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate for exactly 8 months total (between Al Franken being seated in July 09 and Scott Brown taking Ted Kennedy's seat in Feb 2010) and they used it to pass the largest expansion of the welfare state since the 60s

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The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

submitted 19 days ago • 178 comments

Good things are possible

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70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

submitted 19 days ago • 224 comments

Tom Brady commentary: It's so important to score points in this game.

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Mahomes getting sacked twice in a row and then throwing a pick 6 is a blessing.

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Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.

submitted 24 days ago • 722 comments

Why do they call it a dictator when you NapoleIN the war lord NapoleOUT czar rule the land?

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If this happened to me I'm retiring on the spot

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I'm deeply saddened to share that Donald Shoup passed away last night. He was the ideal academic—curious, methodical, and concerned with turning ideas into real-world change. TAing his parking course these past few years has one of the greatest honors of my life. Rest in peace, Shoup Dogg.

submitted 21 days ago • 46 comments

Most of the big destructive moves that Trump and Elon have made only relate to what they personally care about. Elon hates USAID bc they fought apartheid, and Labor bc his workers are unionizing. Trump loves fancy parties and renaming things. And they hate DEI bc they’re racist. Pretty simple shit!

submitted 21 days ago • 9 comments