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Just remembered that I dreamed that the latest sound people were using for dances on TikTok was “you’re a pink toothbrush, I’m a blue toothbrush” but with like a sick beat on it lol

I had an idea for a song in my head and then my colleagues arrived and haven’t stopped talking for an hour, so now I’ve forgotten it 😤

Other England — marooned marina boats in the shadow of the cooling towers of Ratcliffe Power Station — a touch of Ballard and Aickman

I won’t have one. I like the littl piggies

Just overcome with imagining how good it’d be to have a perfect ham sandwich (I don’t eat meat)

Tiny Tim's Death EXPLAINED - Muppet Christmas Carol

🚨🚨🚨 elderly blind dog who could smell somebody’s sandwiches alert 🚨🚨🚨

Sorted out a set list for later, now it is time for me to be very nervous :)

Good moleman to you

Making pancakes with the windows open 👍

😈😈😈😈😈

Me when a flatmate is taking ages in the bathroom: 🤬 Me when I realise it was my favourite flatmate: ah :) fair enough

Good moleman to you

Wes streeting is so repulsive. Hope he gets eaten by lions 🙏🏻

Lunch break then live chat, or as I call it, 2 hour lunch break

I know I’m a fool for not going outside on my lunch break. But I’m so tired and it’s busy out there

Bad news all, my colleague just said the words “he was oldish, like 40s” ⚰️

Singing, with my friends: I like it

It’s a nice day 😾

I wantn’t to work

"you live in a bubble" oh sorry hadn't realized you were directly in touch with the universal like that. i've been practicing glimpsing it through the particular like a dumbass

I’m too tired after doing all the pancakes so now I’m stuck on the couch

Happy pancake day all

Just wanted to check if he’d carked it yet

We need to move beyond these outdated notions of 'having a job' and 'going to work'. I shouldn't have to do these things

They were out of chickpeas and I thought that’s ok I’ve got some chickpeas, but I don’t :( my salad dream has gone up in smoke

it is the first mild day of march: each minute sweeter than before,

Maybe I’ll actually go out and get a pastry for breakfast, for my agonies (leaf blower outside woke me up early on my day off 😾)

Man I don’t know telling me “I can’t believe YOU wrote that song. I assumed it must have been written by a notable songwriter” is kind of an amazing compliment, but also, 🤔

March, from Maurice Sendak's Chicken Soup With Rice, 1962

Whoa… it’s the dogs from online

1st of March, we are pretending that it’s warm outside 💫 🌱

NOW I’M READY FOR THE PARTY

Great to be on a bus at sunset and you’re all looking at the same cloud