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goosiegoos.bsky.social
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The Gen Ai stuff in CoD is so funny to me. It's sludge upon sludge. We took the holographic joker painting from your local flea market, put it in the machine from the Fly eighteen times, and slapped it underneath your favorite Squid Games character.

I bloody LOVE victorian ahh Basil I'm going to make an au out of this watch me #OMORI #omorifanart #omoribasil

they got facebook commenters on here. they got your aunt donna on here.

I think millennials are like that because their most extreme experience was taking molly at a Krewella show in 2010, whereas Zoomers are like that because they abused so much cough medicine they gave themselves an Adolf Hitler headmate

Flashbacks to the stats in BG3 Early Access where almost every single player pursued at least one romance. People may not ADMIT to wanting sex and romance in games, but their behavior says otherwise, basically every time.

my new medication has been pretty good so far but one side effect is that it makes me type like an insane person sometimes spell check, grammar, and punctuation were holding me back

wii shop Wednesday these fucking vibes are all over the place

me: mainly posts about anime and trans shit blusky discovery feed: 🔥 🔥 🔥 45 YEAR OLD ZADDY RUBBIN ON HIS BIG HAIRY BELLY 🔥 🔥

sometimes u join a community, and ur like, damn, I am not autistic enough for these fellas

thought when making toast earlier

I can see evil spirits, except instead of literal evil spirits I can instantly tell if someone is still hung up on high school

the filth-gore goth shit going on at the vampire clubs in the blade movies is so fucking awesome

(Biased) More game devs should commission large oil and egg tempera paintings that take over a year to finish.

Breaking Bad Creator Calls For "Less Grimdark And More Hopepunk". "We need more wholesome and cozy media," said Gilligan. "Perhaps about a witch trying to find her lost cat in a ghibli-esque world"

Having an Internet outage till this evening and all my books and shit are packed away so I'm gonna be doing this for the next couple of hours

all the cool girls keep asking me if i'm autistic. and i gotta be like naw man i just have an autistic father. i'm culturally autistic. i'm non practicing. i have a raads score of 42

there's something very funny about a babyfur following me and immediately unfollowing me the moment I post something mocking libertarians

Libertarian government is destroyed by cryptocurrency scam. Literally priceless.

believe it or not I think cyberpunk 2077 is about motherhood

how it feels to boot up Persona 4 Golden and that loud ass harmonica comes in

btw i fuckign LOVE MY PARTNERS. this is @goosiegoos.bsky.social !!!!!! my GIRLFRIEND WIFE FOX ANIMAL shes a writer and shes so so smart and she loves me!!!!!!

every horror YouTube channel will have a top five scariest internet videos list that'll go like 5. Ultra horrifying war footage 4. The haunted Elmo doll 3. More footage of people dying

RFK Wicca Phase

🚨FUNDRAISER TIME!!!🚨 Donate to any of the trans support organizations in the attached note and YOU can win one of four gift certificates to the Criterion website. Details in the note below, which I will pin to my profile

I don't listen to the adventure zone anymore, but it is funny to see how they've created an infinite cycle of having a mildly entertaining series followed by everyone pulling their flesh off waiting for the campaign led by Travis to end

firing the "stop plane crashes" sector of the government may have had unforeseen repercussions

Source: Jirujiru Diary / ぢるぢる日記 (translation by enjoynekojiru)

seeing chat pile on Valentine's Day this is how you win the heart of goosies

proudly watching the depressed trans girl adopt the lain pfp the moment she turns 23 as is tradition

Its sincerely really neat that zoomers like stuff that I liked when I was in high school. Its really nice to still be seeing Azumanga Daioh and Lain and whatnot. Everyone just wants to be on 4chan in 2006.

despite everything, the world is beautiful

i have a concept, what if we took an 80s film...but made it into a musical? give me 800,000 dollars for this

Re: “CIS PEOPLE GET GENDER AFFIRMING SURGERY TOO” What we are choosing to ignore when we draw that equivalency is that “gender affirming surgery” is already kind of a euphemism to appease cïs people.