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Fuck the Yankees

Jerry no

This is where I once again threaten to upper deck Rob

Player said out loud I made a bullshit call. I punched him in the throat to ensure he couldn’t speak for the rest of the match

Player said out loud I made a bullshit call. I punched him in the throat to ensure he couldn’t speak for the rest of the match

Time to make the donuts

FT > NYT.

shit we’re gonna get one of these

“She’s Crafty”

I’m out to listen to an all female Beastie Boys cover band at an outdoor festival. What are you going?

I decided I needed to give them a call today to take a break from writing about the new bar Peacock, coming soon to Portland. #callinoates

Wait - NO MORE FLOPPY DISKS? What in the holy fuckery is going on with air traffic control systems?

Is it: A: National Doughnut Day or B: National Donut Day -------------

THERE'S A FLASHLIGHT FISH?

Iron Giant. I still cry at the end, every fucking time.

If you are only going to have a lead for .3 seconds in a basketball game, best to have those be the final .3 seconds. LET'S GO PACERS.

“Messed up” This is ableist against those of us who are unable to keep things neat and tidy.