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The Rhetorizer: A Show About Books co-host and local planning functionary. I hope you like bad tweets. Cohost on The Rhetorizer, A Show About Books. Season 2, Noir: https://pca.st/episode/4a17f31a-2404-4b22-8674-e4f480cb5f26 [email protected]
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Weird how the great exceptions to public protest in North America being put down with overbearing police action were Jan 6. And the Ottawa Convoy. Such a strange thing!

People date The Prestige TV Era as a post Sopranos thing, but Homicide: Life On The Street stars Yaphet Kotto, Melissa Leo, Andre Braugher, Jon Polito, Ned Beatty, etc... and had a soundtrack so expensive it hasn't been streamable for decades and s1e2 is directed by the guy who made Casino Royale.

he's just like me.

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

Notably, Carney's book was titled 'Values', not "Principles".

MP Sukh Dhaliwal w/ Canada's governing Liberal Party disagrees with decision to invite India's Narendra Modi to the G7 summit. “My constituents are telling me the message that we are sending is they can come and and kill Canadians on Canadian soil and they won’t even get a slap on the wrist.”

I meant some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it shows

The Protect Ontario By Bulldozing Everything of Environmental and Social Value and Gifting it to the Richest Pieces of Shit Alive Who Just Happen to be Ford Campaign Donors Act

Mr. President, the next option is a hot shot. Target is a known drug user in public distress and this could be kept covert. Once you greenlight, we would wait for an appropriate opportunity, likely within the next six weeks.

"I Know What You Did Last Summer" is the most distinctly American horror premise, "what if there were consequences for running a pedestrian over"

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

ELMER FUDD: *inside the criterion closet* miwwahs cwossing... twahmendous, just a twahmendous film ah ha ha ha .. here we go.... muwurhvern cawwahl

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

I like this design, but at least in Ottawa, most lots are 50x100, don't have rear lanes, and the developers here would likely want a parking spot per unit to be able to sell them.

Night of the Long Tweets

A bit generous to describe this as anyone getting tricked in to anything here.

Sometime soon Elon is going to post a piece of AI-generated art related to his spat with Trump that will be wack enough to alter the earth's weather for months. No one will understand how it happened. "As far as we can tell," officials from the NOAA will say, "it was something to do with the steed."

Social media hasn't been this funny since trump got covid and spent an entire weekend saying it wasn't so bad when he was clearly dying

If Trump does cut Elon Musk's government contracts it would be the greatest "Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" moment in human history.

This is the worst kind of breakup you can have

a pretty great admission by Musk that, despite being a mega donor and shadow president for a month there, he's completely unaware of the dynamics of american politics. he was merely audience captured by the only people who could stand him anymore and now he's gonna alienate them too

Tolkien used hobbits to represent traditional English values. This is why Bilbo leaves his home, lies to a foreigner, steals his treasure, and causes a war which kills and displaces millions of people.

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

Wait wtf

Fuck yes do it John and split the vote with morkon Mendocino Olivia Chow needs re election

And AI. Completely out of touch. The late Austro-Hungarian Empire was better run.

Ah, from guilting Canadians to vote Liberal to stop Trump, to guilting Canadians to build pipelines for Danielle Smith. The Liberal two-step!

Not that the Conservatives had a plan to govern on behalf of anyone except their base, but it's too bad for Canada that our political class is out of touch with both reality and what people have been voting for when they vote against the Conservatives.