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IT manager for K-12 school district. Amateur photographer. Foodie. Ex-VMUG leader. Geek. PTO hoarding doomsday prepper.
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I was told I'm "more open to alternative noodle cooking methods than most" and I can't think of a nicer thing that's been said about me. 🥰

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I loved this show as a kid.

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@404media.co @jasonkoebler.bsky.social Ya'll hit the big time. Mentioned on After Midnight last night, Jason's Zuck piece referenced at 3:16: youtu.be/iaofNC-HLvc?...

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getting doxxed on reddit smh

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

Sorry Mark, they leaked the messages to us. 🔗 www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...

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Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

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I cannot wait.

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Incredible.

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Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...

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I'm not sure who can (still) justify using the app after reading the shutdown & welcome back messages.

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Introducing Ask Hank Anything! A new show where our celebrity guests ask @hankgreen.bsky.social questions, he does his best to answer them, and they learn a little bit about each other in the process. New episodes premiere the last Wednesday of each month at youtube.com/complexly

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Dropout Taskmaster Dream Cast People be like "Brennan as the Taskmaster and BDG as Alex!!" No...wrong Katie Marovitch as Taskmaster, Sam as Alex.

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@404media.co @jasonkoebler.bsky.social @josephcox.bsky.social A big education data breach happened, posts on reddit: www.reddit.com/r/k12sysadmin/ Seems to cover school district student information system data being exported. This data would likely include PII and medical information.

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Extremely relat-

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Shouting out my cousin Luigi on the news

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One pair is gazoonkas, but a gathering of gazoonkas is called a smother. (For the nerdfighters.)

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If you didn't like podcasts before wait 'til we add some musical theater

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Health care AND the second amendment? Good lord, my dude.

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Did you know adding 1/8 cup of Elmer's glue helps cheese stay on your pizza? It's true! Another true fact, strawberry has 6 "r" characters, all together in the middle.

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We are SO back.

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@vectorwork.bsky.social Hell yeah!

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I've never been happier to be so wrong.

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Hot Frosty is Wendy's new holiday drink this season.

submitted 101 days ago • 2 comments

I had to check my fridge. I have an indiscernibly similar bag of tortellini in there. That's Kirkland Signature tortellini and ziploc bags from Costco.

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YouTube what are you doing. This guy has 2 more than the last time.

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Own a domain? Bluesky allows you to change your handle to match. Love it.

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The Onion bought Alex Jones's Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. The plan is to rebuild the brand as a satirical news site. via NBC

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Absolutely unhinged behavior.

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My partner is great at a non-sequitur with a context chaser, but many times you're standing there with a grimace on your face.

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welcome to the 100k+ people who have joined Bluesky in the last 12 hours!!! 🦋 🎉

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"Pre-revenue tech company" has been replaced by "improvisational departure" as my unhinged phrase of the moment. It sounds like a gen z version of an "irish goodbye."

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I had a lower ICQ number.

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This is so funny and also sad.

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Me: JD Vance is the only man that can make guyliner look bad. @lyssbobiss.bsky.social: Feels like a hate crime this close to Pride.

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