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Since I started doing physiotherapy I think I've actually gotten taller. Only thing is I went from 5'10"-ish to 5'10"-and-a-half-ish, which is really hard to make sound impressive on paper, but damn the air up here, huh?

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submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

if you're looking to UNSUBSCRIBE, there ARE replacements that are PRO-Mentalhealth: twitter (xitter) -> bluesky spotify -> foobar2k youtube -> vlc media player instagram -> WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$! (GBA) netflix -> Michigan: Report from Hell (PS2) face book -> Unreal Tournament 99 (PC)

submitted 11 days ago • 36 comments

on my deathbed: a website you could go to that played a bad song. cute hamsters danced around. KIDS: Alright you can disconnect him now

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

Entering the Masque of the Red Death on the side of the Red Death.

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Co-workers have been giving me a bit more of a berth since I expressed my concerns about gen AI. Jokes on them, I thrive in the silent treatment. It's where I do my best work.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

When we unionized a few years ago, a lot of peanut gallery types on social media wanted to tell me it would be the end of Wired. Hope it’s now clear (thanks mostly to our insanely talented and hardworking politics team) that it does not work that way. Unions are good.

submitted 14 days ago • 107 comments

No one, and I mean NO ONE wants to be called ma'am

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

yeah

submitted 17 days ago • 10 comments

Sorry I was all invested to only buy local and sever my connections to as many American corporations that support fascism as possible, I think I'm just gonna keep doing it.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This is so good.

submitted 20 days ago • 626 comments

Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

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Capcom going all-in on AI may suck, but between the 70 or so mega man games out there and the 5 billion free ones made by fans in their spare time I think I'll be ok. Good luck with those "growing dev costs", sounds like there's just literally nothing you can do about that.

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If I unfollowed you this is almost definitely why

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Being into retro games is like a defense power-up that protects you against shitty AAA game companies. There's enough games out there to last me a dozen lifetimes, why would I ever give you a dime?

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