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gotobeddylan.bsky.social
Dad, homemaker, improvisor at Pan Theater Oakland. I will help you build that table.
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Earlier I couldn't remember Guy Fieri's name so I googled "donkey sauce"

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"State's Lawyers" is even shorter.

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Just saw a Tesla with the license plate PEG ME, which I feel is redundant.

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This is in no way a threat (it is a promise)

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Break one law, you're a criminal. Break a million laws, you're a ruler.

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I'm sorry Camptown Races is stuck in your head. Is that just when something reminds you of it, or is this happening all the doo dah day?

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OH SHIT I FORGOT TO RIOT

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Catching up on @jamieloftus.bsky.social 's Sixteenth Minute and @iwriteok.bsky.social recounts a Cracked sketch where 8chan harasses a "hot girl" Facebook in the hallway. He's misremembering, 8chan harasses Kotaku, but I'm sure @sorenbowie.bsky.social appreciates being remembered as a hot girl.

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I know this is backwards but Timothy Dalton looks like John Hamm doing a Pierce Brosnan impression

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