gotobeddylan.bsky.social
Dad, homemaker, improvisor at Pan Theater Oakland. I will help you build that table.
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This is beautiful to cars
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They'll disavow it for being too spicy
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It was very therapeutic, like watching my nightmares happen to the three people most qualified to have my nightmares for me.
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Oh no they blew it up! Damn you Tommy Tutone! Damn you straight to Hell!
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Her butt must be traveling near the speed of light to be rotated toward the viewer like that
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I told on you and you're in so much trouble
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I'm getting ahead of this now
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On Strict Scrutiny they always call him "DUI hire Pete Hegseth"
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This has never made sense to me. Yes, attention is what you use this platform for. What is the observation here
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I am convinced this is an army of bots swirling up a hatestorm around another niche issue to convert children to fascism again. No one could genuinely care this much about video game tv show casting, no matter how unwashed their balls are
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It sounds like you're going home with nine
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If they filled that capsule with five Amanda Nguyens and one Katy Perry, it would have been worth it.
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the generational fight we really need
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What's fascinating about this thread is how many people are browsing Bluesky on their desktop computers.
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Team 2 by a mile. Never bet against Becca
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an arial X so powerful he drew and quartered himself
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Is there such a thing as negligent suicide?
Like, for the purpose of this question can one be said to have killed themselves by trying to cure cancer with carrots?
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if you know who I mean
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with one of these hanging off it
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hoping it's my conscience
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One Hit, Two Mids and a Tweet
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Keeping her mom distracted while she rearranges Barbies' limbs
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1. no
2. congress
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that squeezebox is so money
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:: gonorrhea : aids
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You're assuming a constant ham burn rate. You need to adjust for a variable ham burn rate as I devour the remaining ham in a panic that there may soon be no ham
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Instructions unclear; I played video games all day
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2. Don't Be Not Funny
3. Silly Voice
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I blame the schools.
No, seriously, public education doesn't teach critical thinking. This makes them bad at thinking.
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The geometry here is unfathomable
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Love when people have Parkinson's disease. Nice of them to carry it for poor Parkinson
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Ironic because the best part of being a man is when women are like "omg how do you get such thick eyelashes, I'm so jealous" and you're like "idk they just do that" lol owned
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This honestly would get a laugh at an open mic, and it would be so fun to do.
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and thus begins the age of Pinkman
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Ooh, is this Madripoor? That arc was so well written
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Remember to take time for yourself (to scream into a pillow until your lungs give out)!
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He has already created the Gulf of America. Making a new one is just confusing me
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There is a fantastic old the Awl article about this where the author asks her chef friends like "hey, c'mon, bay leaves are bullshit, right?" and the chefs are like "...no? they taste like bay leaves"
medium.com/the-awl/the-...