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Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

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You know what I don’t need, a timepiece that also receives text messages. NOT ON MY WATCH!

submitted 39 days ago • 10 comments