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you can tell that I'm having a bad year because I am logging onto the cursed landscape of social media to say that I am not only having a bad year, but I am having easily the worst year of my entire life.

if - should be "when," but it is, frustratingly, "if" - Trump loses in November, I think we can safely attribute the loss in part to J.D.'s incalculable capacity for fucking up by merely opening his mouth

This stoking of chaos and fear in specific localities is a preview of how Trump’s “mass deportation” plan will play out. It will likely be targeted on specific places they’ve singled out as “disasters” based on whatever story they choose to invent. “Eating the cats” is like a beta test.

this is really great, and I think should - should! in an ideal world! - function as a blueprint for how media must routinely interrogate itself, from language to intention.

The Jerk Store called. They're being acquired by the dick-sucking factory and your position is being eliminated. I'm really sorry, if you need a reference or anything please just tell me where to send it

Republicans making a huge deal out of the attempted attacks on Trump are just reminding everyone that there are *multiple* ways that a Vice President J.D. Vance gets elevated to the presidency if his 78-year-old running mate whom everyone hates is somehow elected.

AZRAEL: 🤫. The best QUIET PLACE offspring, which means it's superior to the QUIET PLACE films. Samara Weaving's eyes are ridiculous. She recites entire monologues just by widening them, which gives the movie gnarly efficiency and thus affords its monsters additional leg room.

re: assassination attempts, can we just agree to either, a) stop trying entirely, or b) succeed this half-assing of the job isn't working for me

fucking incredible, god bless America

The 1% of Bluesky Elders controlled 100% of the Bluesky invites!

all I want on here is to post about movies and be a perv, is that so much to ask, people

WILL & HARPER: ⚧️. It's a feature, not a bug, that neither Ferrell nor Steele embrace this exercise in sober spirit; of *course* they joke with each other across state lines. But they both break down in turn, too, and each such moment feels revelatory verging on miraculous.

same but it's arm wrestle Kane Hodder and win without tearing a rotator cuff

someone oughta track this person down and give them a medal for high achievements in practical application of memes