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Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it. www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE! Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!

Kendrick really proving that ridicule is praxis

So I’m finally watching the sequel to Chicken Run (my favorite movie as a kid) [it’s on netflix] and while I would never cotton having Mel Gibson back as the voice of Rocky I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna take Zachary Levi seriously. You can’t make me and I won’t do it. He’s a clown and a dickhead

This but for 2008. 🫠🫠🫠

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

This is it. This is the take.

An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

Anyway, Walton Goggles.

Super Bowl Scorigami check @jonbois.bsky.social

(AIRHORN)

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl theonion.com/super-b...

GO BIRDS

Now, I'm no Sportsball expert, but I think scoring zero points is bad.

Do you think Aubrey is watching this from a cuck chair?

I don’t know if there’s anything better about today than knowing that a SUPERDOME (of all places) full of Marriott Rewards Republicans have to watch Kendrick crush for 12-and-a-half minutes. The eagles whipping the Kansas’ asses at halftime is a close second.

This game’s got it all: Mahomes sucking, Mahomes sucking, Mahomes sucking

Mahomes better have a 55 gallon drum of Michael’s Secret Stuff™️ waiting for him in the locker room. Jesus creezus

Who had mayonnaise on their bingo cards for the “When Harry Met Sally” reunion?

I wasn’t the only one who noticed. Like this article but I think misses *why* it looks the way it does. To my eye it’s the “smartphone-ification” of everything. There was a redesign a couple of years ago to center justified to accommodate pointing a phone at the tv and this is the logical conclusion

Go birds.

People underestimate how funny local news can be.

Folks, I see a lot of you recently feeling free to use some variation of the "R" word for mentally disabled, including appending the last four letters as suffix to describe people you don't like. I'm not down with that, so if you do it in my comments, I'm gonna hide that shit at least. Be better.

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

American citizens should not have to enter into a contract with a private company (that’s an X account signup!) to receive government communications

one of my strongest held beliefs is that we will not fix any of our most serious problems unless we are willing to hold a Nuremberg for social media executives, funders and engineers

The revolution will be paywalled.

This is miserable. Any journalists want to interview me in a Sacramento diner so I can explain why? I’m available

I’m not sure how else to put this but Someone! on this panel needs to be dragged down to street level and have their ass beat.

Online sports betting companies boldly asking: “What if it was the 02 Kings-Lakers playoffs every game, across every sport?”

Will never forget the first time I heard @reckless.bsky.social say “AI 8K+5G”

If you’re stupid enough to (1) roll a bunch of negative equity from another loan (basically the only way you get a balance that high unless the APR was like 15%) into a (2) Cybertruck loan, then you’re absolutely stupid enough to (3) not buy gap insurance. This guy deserved it. Caveat Emptor bitches

Promise? 🥹

This reminds me of a movie that’s not getting discussed as much today, but that I loved. For all the talk of his dark, strange movies, “The Straight Story” is a sweet, gentle, G-rated Walt Disney Pictures release that’s somehow still unmistakably Lynchian.

My whole life I’ve had this fear that everyone else knows I’m a French detective but no one is telling me

they should make a kind of alcohol that's free and good for you