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Barnes & Noble in Georgetown with a stark “Bohemian Rhapsody”-referencing book display this weekend.

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

If I had to reregister to vote, post SAVE Act, I'd need: a $25 copy of my birth certificate, a $5 copy of my name change, a $3 copy of my marriage license, and an $89 drivers license. OR a $165 passport. Not only is it a poll tax, it's also a pink tax.

The North American Building Trade Unions are calling for the return of their member, Kilmer Abrego Garcia, who is the victim of human trafficking by our government.

When did billionaires’ wallets matter more than public safety, science, and our parks? We can fund vital services — we just need the courage to tax extreme wealth. People over profits. Workers over millionaires. Government for all, not just the 1%.

“BRING HIM HOME” 🔥

Do not obey

Zero. Zero days before he exempted phones, chips, computers and other tech.

100%. It really is time to go there. Again.

If you are not registered to vote, you might want to do it right the fuck now. Because who controls access to passport?

Donald Trump has made himself—and by extension, us—the laughing stock of the world.

MTG to be investigated for insider trading. SMITE!!

Repeat after me - there is no plan. The entire global economy hangs on the whims of one guy. Also, Howard Lutnick promised me all those millions of jobs screwing tiny screws into iPhones were coming back to the United States.

Absolutely brutal

Try not to laugh.

Tariffs? Out of control. Prices? Skyrocketing. Emergency powers? He’s abusing them. And yet… not a single question about whether he’s even fit to serve. The math ain’t mathing.

They are obviously slow learners

The President of the United States engaged in insider trading, and laughed about it. He is not exempt from the law. Where the fuck is Congress?

I was a social security recipient from the age of 12 through 18. That’s not some weird thing or corruption. It’s called survivors’ benefits. You don’t have to know this. You’re blessed if you don’t. But if you’re going to speak publicly abt the program you need to know this.

Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name. It is blatantly unconstitutional.

This is why people hate Washington. The President is bragging about his buddies' investments while people see their retirements go down the drain.

By day and night he wrongs me, every hour He flashes into one gross crime or other That sets us all at odds. I’ll not endure it.

Today would be a great day to ban members of Congress and their families from trading stocks.

[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?

ICE: "We must punish immigrants for NOT paying taxes!" IRS: "But they do pay taxes." ICE: "Well, then help us punish them for PAYING taxes!"

As a criminal defense attorney, the vast majority of my cases were NOT immigrants. So let's stop pretending immigrants are the problem when there's a 34-count convicted felon sitting in the White House. The hypocrisy is outrageous.

that thing when you exploit private information to make stuff happen in the stock market so that you and your cronies can make a killing there's a name for that as I recall

tbh i didn't know one person could destroy the global economy

Pretty much

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Very, VERY rare to witness men—especially wealthy white men—talk so openly about grief and suffering. Have long appreciated this moving aspect of who @stephencolbert.bsky.social is. 🖤🖤

Only a mentally ill person would think they can be a draft dodger, consistently insult veterans, active duty military, and dead heroes, and think they deserve to have a military parade in their own honor… Just sick!

The More You Know…💫

one of my tiktok followers made this

One of two things is happening. They don’t understand what’s happening. They want it to happen. Pick your poison

We never had to doom scroll past midnight through posts about skyrocketing treasury yields, a collapsing bond market, and plunging stock futures when Joe Biden was president. The only reason they should have called him Sleepy Joe is because we were able to sleep at night.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

BREAKING NEWS: Senator Brian Schatz is BLOCKING over 300 Trump admin nominations by refusing to let them pass with unanimous consent. "I don't think we should make anything easy going forward,” he said. BLOCK THEM EVERY STEP OF THE WAY! MORE OF THIS!

I can only imagine the bailout package they are drawing up for themselves. As the saying goes, privatize the profits, and socialize the losses.

What makes this visual even more stunning is that it was made possible by people who said their #1 concern when voting was the economy. What idiots.

The economy is in free fall. The markets are collapsing. Our soldiers are dying. Our sensitive information is being leaked over text message and gmail. Random people are being kidnapped and sent to foreign torture prisons. And Trump is fucking golfing.

One man just wiped out $10 trillion in wealth, is destroying centuries-old legal protections, and seems determined to unravel humanity’s greatest public health achievement. In 3 months. I don’t know how we get out of this. But if we do, one person can never have that kind of power again.

MAGA be like "he has a plan, he's playing chess not checkers" and the whole time he's literally just playing golf.