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Warm weather and sun room and penjamin and crown and neighbors singing outside and 3 day weekend. I feel something

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It’s like a tradition for horny fags #fcf

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Miss my mullet and it is taking forever to grow this time around.

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These two make it so hard to get out of bed but if I don’t they starve sooooo

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Punk ass kids

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LOVE seeing weenie but would it kill some of y’all to talk about your day?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

He rode me instead 🤪🤪🤪

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In the drive thru for this dirty chai thinking about the riding he’s gonna get later

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Oh we doing sammies with our tits out hell yeah

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

The exact moment I finished my second energy drink for the overnight shift they said the inventory was done and that we were leaving

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Bought my man some new sweats so that I can ogle that schmeat

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it’s that time of the week again!

submitted 204 days ago • 2 comments

Hump day photo with doody in the booty????

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Also being with a cheater for 11 years I still got that I’m not good enough stain. It’s hard navigating relationships of any kind when you spend that much time with someone being gaslit, lied to and betrayed

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

My least favorite thing about myself is how little I will allow myself to trust anyone. Like I can’t ever just be like “ah yes I believe the words you are saying to me” and move on with my day

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I miss my man 😭 (he’s in the room over asleep still)

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Ewwww anxiety ripped me out the bed. I want my boyfriend 🤢

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These IKEA bed frames DO NOT look made for fuckn

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

My man just got in the shower and the most vicious shit pain has washed over me.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

It’s like a tradition for horny fags #fcf

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Hashtag softcocksnowday amirite

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

Made Besito go to work with me on my last day

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Hate when co workers ask what I got for xmas. DICK! Next question.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Who up marveling their rivals rn?? I got healing to do or damage to block

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

For Xmas this year I want a years worth of pedicures and like maybe some new undies and reeces cups oh and like one of them there ceramic baking dishes bc I’m gonna be in my casserole era in 2025

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Leaving my job after 10 years and moving away from my hometown after 32. I’m feeling all kinds of feelings but I’m ready. Besito and Peaches are about to be city boys and they don’t even know 🥹

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Monster dick on Christmas Day?!? I’m so ready 🤪

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Chugging apple juice bc I wanna shit so bad

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Man is a clown

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

thinking about my mans thick meat like a good boy 🙇🏻‍♂️

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

This combo goes crazy in every form

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

sméagol: barebacks, precious? no condomses? What about hepatitisss gollum (sternly): raw is law

submitted 80 days ago • 13 comments