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These old photos my dad found of me and my brother. I was a BIG fan of the crow lol

Warm weather and sun room and penjamin and crown and neighbors singing outside and 3 day weekend. I feel something

It’s like a tradition for horny fags #fcf

Miss my mullet and it is taking forever to grow this time around.

These two make it so hard to get out of bed but if I don’t they starve sooooo

Punk ass kids

LOVE seeing weenie but would it kill some of y’all to talk about your day?

show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies

He rode me instead 🤪🤪🤪

In the drive thru for this dirty chai thinking about the riding he’s gonna get later

Oh we doing sammies with our tits out hell yeah

The exact moment I finished my second energy drink for the overnight shift they said the inventory was done and that we were leaving

Bought my man some new sweats so that I can ogle that schmeat

it’s that time of the week again!

Hump day photo with doody in the booty????

Also being with a cheater for 11 years I still got that I’m not good enough stain. It’s hard navigating relationships of any kind when you spend that much time with someone being gaslit, lied to and betrayed

My least favorite thing about myself is how little I will allow myself to trust anyone. Like I can’t ever just be like “ah yes I believe the words you are saying to me” and move on with my day

I miss my man 😭 (he’s in the room over asleep still)

Ewwww anxiety ripped me out the bed. I want my boyfriend 🤢

These IKEA bed frames DO NOT look made for fuckn

My man just got in the shower and the most vicious shit pain has washed over me.

It’s like a tradition for horny fags #fcf

Hashtag softcocksnowday amirite

Made Besito go to work with me on my last day

Hate when co workers ask what I got for xmas. DICK! Next question.

Who up marveling their rivals rn?? I got healing to do or damage to block

For Xmas this year I want a years worth of pedicures and like maybe some new undies and reeces cups oh and like one of them there ceramic baking dishes bc I’m gonna be in my casserole era in 2025

Leaving my job after 10 years and moving away from my hometown after 32. I’m feeling all kinds of feelings but I’m ready. Besito and Peaches are about to be city boys and they don’t even know 🥹

Monster dick on Christmas Day?!? I’m so ready 🤪

Chugging apple juice bc I wanna shit so bad

Man is a clown

thinking about my mans thick meat like a good boy 🙇🏻‍♂️

This combo goes crazy in every form