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Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social
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AI giving an earnest description of how to go on a snipe hunt is so on the nose that I might pass out.

Effectively Wild Episode 2283: Season Preview Series: Cubs and Giants

Baseball-Reference WAR after leaving the 2021 Giants: Jose Quintana – 7.7 Kevin Gausman – 7.2

i think my favorite part is the AI well-actuallying me because I thought I was in the rotation. can't wait for this stuff to start rewriting my DNA

"Game used."

It's wild how smoothly and effortlessly I can type "yastrzemski." It's possibly the thing I'm best at in the world.

I was on here for five minutes to make a joke about a giants prospect and I started scrolling and it ruined my day. What a miserable hellscape this world is. Want something that *isn't* a miserable hellscape? The Roundtable baseball podcast, back with a new episode cms.megaphone.fm/channel/TAMC...

this account will probably be less active than the one about my stupid records, but the good news is that i'm not going to run out of stupid records anytime soon

Wordle 1,308 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I haven’t abandoned social media entirely because some things are too important

Wrote about Bob Uecker and what he meant to baseball. www.nytimes.com/athletic/606...

Matt Duffy had a higher average exit velocity than Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani last year.

working through a few things, give me a minute

There was once a NY Times sports section that was a part of the and then there was The Athletic that wasn't, which wasn't an ideal arrangement. So I'm thrilled to be a part of the New York Times Guild. Let's keep the guild times rollin'.

Kevin Gausman and Luis Castillo are both tied in career WAR, according to Baseball Reference, with 24.

Walker Buehler bait.

Two podcasts in the same week? My oh my, what did you do to deserve this

Kinda want to log back into Twitter and tweet "Julio Rodriguez to the Astros, more to come" and never log in again

I typically don’t get starstruck at the Winter Meetings, but I’m honored to be in the presence of an absolute legend. 😍🥰😍

i have a podcast, and we released a new episode of the podcast, which is available wherever you get your podcasts pod.fo/e/28e3e3

it looks like Sacramento will be the capital of two different states next year because it'll be freaking carson city over there

Is the life you present on social media just for show, or are you actually all about that life

Re-reading The Gift of the Magi to get into the holiday spirit, but I feel like most people overlook the original ending.

I’m not sure if social media is in my future, but if it is, it’ll be here.

Piper put her tail on Maggie’s head, and it looked like a li’l toupee.

Sources: Shohei Ohtani decision is imminent. Could come as soon as Monday.