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graybirches.bsky.social
She/her, bi, 30 years old. Occasional dog-posting.
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You know those times when you're not actively eating or sleeping? I fucken hate those times.

bsky rn

my offer to america: we bring woke back

Tiny waterline agate

It rained last night and the harvest was Good

It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

horse book

Okay but real talk, how much trouble would I get in if I refused to pay my federal taxes? I'm not giving them more money. I'll pay my state taxes though.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

Most of the time I really love living in a little town in the lisle of nowhere... But other, bigger places do carry the tantalizing possibility of meeting someone whose ass-whuppin is so well deserved that I would not mind going to jail for it.

ChatGPT consumes so much water and energy each week that it could power entire countries for YEARS and folk act like you told them to kill their selves cause you want them to write their own emails and not to steal art. 😂

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jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

Some of my favorite jasper/jasper adjacent finds from the past few months

My STEM college invited a Climate change denier to speak at commencement and when there was predictable pushback from the campus community, the president said uninviting him would be "too mean"

Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!

Stop sharing the Ghibli AI slop, what is wrong with you: aftermath.site/studio-ghibli-...

i don't really understand how time works and i resent the idea of it

Every single time weather happens I get increasingly stressed about the upcoming summer. It was like 65f this morning when I got up. That's fucked.

thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days

The gay agenda is being realized. Next we take salads from straight women.

I am just talking to myself on here. Have a dog for your patience.

Narrator: she had never, in fact, had good jokes.

Remember when I had good jokes?

I've always been fascinated by Earth's interior and how scientists have described their textures. I decided to make my own slice while at @newsela.bsky.social. #geology, #earth, #platetectonics 🧪

Libraries have been around for a while, not sure why some people struggle so much with the concept of a due date

Hey, head's up Spaghetti and Meatballs is queer now. It's ours. We claimed it. You order that shit at Olive Garden? Congrats, you're gay now. And if you argue we're taking garlic bread, too.

As long as I live, I will never understand how “it should be easier for multi-billion-dollar corporations to dump poison in the water my children drink” became popular politics with half the country. www.nbcnews.com/science/envi... 🌎🧪

The worst part of owning a dog is other dog owners.

Love 2 see someone I unfollowed on shitter here.

After using it for about a week, the new Dawn dishsoap formula is trash and it smells like cheap perfume. I hate it and I have a 1.5L bottle of it to use up but at least it takes 3x the amount it used to and won't take as long.