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ⓘ This account will make posts like “I love Charles Leclerc” and “Elon is a Nazi that should ***” so just know that.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Call me Anthony Bourdain, we are COOKING

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

how you make us dream ❤️

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

getting the entire NFS Unbound team, after making the best entry in the series since Most Wanted, to fold into Battlefield, eventually cursing them with layoffs when any kind of new BF game will be incapable of recouping a $500 million budget or whatever, should get you catapulted into the sun

submitted 20 days ago • 19 comments

You just hope video game companies figure out a way to make stuff and support their staff without banking on releasing exactly one multi-million dollar game that will land the .0001% odds of beating and becoming Fortnite.

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

"Sorry, your game sold millions of copies but our projections said it should have sold at least fifteen trillion for shareholders to be satisfied, so we're going to have to fire all of you. Now watch the news unquestioningly report that your game was a commercial failure. Probably because of woke."

submitted 24 days ago • 12 comments

Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”

submitted 25 days ago • 159 comments

Tax the Church as the worlds largest private land owner and Corporations at 40%. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

submitted 59 days ago • 211 comments

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

ANNOUNCEMENT Starting today, we're banning Twitter/X content from r/formula1. We urge all journalists, photographers, creators, and other F1 personalities to also make their content available on alternative platforms. Link: redd.it/1i78lvs #F1 #Xodus 🧵1/8

submitted 32 days ago • 45 comments

#F1 Lewis' helmet for his Ferrari debut. It's beautiful 🤩

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

"Masculine Energy"

submitted 34 days ago • 291 comments

When your insurance company denied all your medically necessary emergency diagnostic testing because you needed a pre-approval.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Remembering Gilles on his birthday ❤️

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

Get a load of this buffoon.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Bill Burr saying "Free Luigi" on Jimmy Kimmel, and them actually airing it is wild. Love to see it.

submitted 39 days ago • 55 comments

six rookies in 2025 but the former F2 champion is still a test driver. Nobody rates this guy.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

#HappyBirthday Giancarlo Fisichella, a truly lovely guy, 52. He won ‘only’ 3 #F1 GPs, but he was viewed at one time as one of the very best, for his natural talent was sublime. Click to read a #MotorSport column I wrote about him. www.motorsportmagazine.com/articles/sin...

submitted 40 days ago • 4 comments

Guybrush Threepwood? Ha ha ha!!! That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!

submitted 42 days ago • 40 comments

Perez to take six-month sabbatical before deciding on F1 return attempt #F1

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

they’re going on a lil date 🥰

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submitted 45 days ago • 8 comments

Lewis Hamilton on Linkedin [ #F1 #Lewis ]

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Always in our hearts ❤️ Tanti Auguri, Michael.

submitted 51 days ago • 5 comments

You guys go ahead and have a nice 2025, I'll see you in 2026. 😂

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Quote with a title screen that is iconic to you.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment