gregorius.bsky.social
Just making a bunker here before the other place runs itself into the ground. Will update as needed.
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If it's brown, lie down; if it's black, fight back.
And if it's polar... what the fuck were you doing all the way up in the Arctic in the first place?
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...whaddya mean, "the rest of it"? That's about all my barbarian wears in my weekly D&D games, and it's done her well for years... maybe a breastplate to protect her boobs (and also maybe her heart).
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Almost a coherent sentence, but still doesn't quite have that "has anyone really been far even as decided" energy. It's just... off.
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[throws a knife into the pit of screeching monkeys]
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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Me too, li'l Zero buddy, me too.
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Bard: "Maybe the real dungeons and dragons were the friends we made along the way."
Rest of the party: "...maybe if you stopped trying to have sex with anything with two or more legs..."
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[eight issues later]
👩🦰 "Oh my god! Steven, look, it's Bigfoot!"
🦍 "Oh my god, look! It's Tiny-tits!"
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Is this one of those times where we wish their accusations were actually projection or confession?
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She's shy about it. He's eager. I'm invested. 🍿😃
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Plain can be fine. Nothing wrong with that.
‧‧‧ᵃˡˢᵒ⸴ ᵐʸ ᵃˡⁱᶜᵒʳⁿ ˢᵃʸˢ 'ˢᵐᵃˢʰ'‧ ᴮᵒᵗʰ ᵐᵃʳᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗᵃˡˡⁱᵒⁿ ᵛᵉʳˢⁱᵒⁿˢ‧
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ᴴᵉʸ‧ ᴸᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵒⁿᵗʳᵃᶜᵗ‧
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...Prungus Amongus. ඞ
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Noooo... I know that art. I LIKED that art. God damn it.
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Could always use a Shazam browser plugin to find out.
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It's only fair, right? Everyone deserves to be trained by the best, especially a princess.
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That's no ordinary sandwich... it's the limited-time-only Double Baconator™, only at participating Wendy's locations!
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Hap birfday. 🍰
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Give it a week.
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Eyyy, it's my cow buddy's barbarian gal~ 💙
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Needs its own armor. Lock it up... for safety, of course. 🔐
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You are not just valid, but correct.
Sure, the characters and world-building are some of the best in years, but holy FUCK, is the actual story a boring-ass slog. Especially when they get to the tournament arc—I mean the mage exam, and 80% of it is just the characters sitting around "strategizing".
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Don't pretend you're not into this, Lucah.
Your thirst for Fredbear is unquenchable.
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Don't you still have those armor-granting piercings from a while back? Those would probably be helpful here.
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That's a good beep-boop right there.
...this also just gave me a stupid idea for adjustable robot breasts, using round-cap ("acorn-cap") nuts and washers for nipple fasteners.
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I bet Campaign runs some really neat D&D modules.
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She's mine now. The box will help in carrying all her apples.
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Wear your pants around your knees, gangsta-style. Best of both worlds. Probably gets you free street cred, too.
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Can you believe it? Just a week away!
Choccy milk Miata gang is in a week! (Woo-hoo!)
I am so happy about this information.
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There's a whole timeline laid out on Tumblr under the account name "shadyvoxtruth". It's a little hard to keep track of at time, but there's some truly abhorrent stuff in there.
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...the bat seems wholly unnecessary for that, spikes or no.
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Cadance: [ahem!] "...GENTLECOLTS."
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I'll fuckin' do it again.
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I think anyone who's anyone in the fandom remembers Duo's "Children of the Night" song and animation. Easily one of their best and most awe-inspiring works...
[sees the names in the picture]
...but we do not invoke the name of "SV" here. Discommendation on him and his kin seven generations hence.
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Damn... even my mom wishes she looked that good.
Also, if that was really me, she'd be like... nine feet tall.
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Birdie. Goodbye.
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That's a face that says, "This was their smallest size."
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And that's not alcohol, that's grape juice.
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. . . alright, but hear me out: E. Honda Mei skin.
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Wait a minute... the 'X' is one spot too far to the left.
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Hair-down Surge is kinda doing something for me... or maybe just the lack of pants, but I noticed the hair first.
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Oh no!
Anyway—
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Did Pakistan remember to say "thank you"?
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...well, fuck. I knew it was too good to be true somehow.
How'm I gonna break the news to my friend who's getting one of his D&D characters commissioned in this outfit?
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Woooow, it's a schooner~!