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gretchenalice.bsky.social
Librarian by day, food nerd by night.
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Being in your late thirties means having a stamp on your hand because you were out late at a book event

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SNL not having the teeth to show Tr**p in the regrettable hosts bit is just about the most SNL thing I can think of.

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I saw a car that had both a baby on board sticker and a new driver magnet. Is…is the baby the new driver?

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“Fuckin’ tourists,” I mutter to myself, fully aware that I, too, am a tourist.

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I’m deeply missing the internet of the early 2010s this weekend. Give me Google Reader! Give me terrible instagram filters! Give me Superwholock tumblr!

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Severance S2

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Can’t wait for Magical Billy Joel to show up during Gauntlet at the Garden. #Dimension20

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Not me explaining Dimension 20 to all of my coworkers at staff meeting when they asked why I’m going to New York later this month.

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I was driving through the middle of nowhere Texas last night and I thought it seemed extra dark outside, but that’s because I was driving WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON.

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I’m not going to meet my reading goal for the year, but at least I can still say…nice.

submitted 72 days ago • 8 comments

Questions my mom asked me during the Minecraft trailer… “Is that Jack Black?” “What is Minecraft?” “Who’s that?” (“Jason Momoa.” “Oh yes, he’s very handsome.”)

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It’s my favorite time of year - not paying any attention to folks’ Spotify Wrapped lists.

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And that’s what you missed on Glee!

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@rainbowrowell.bsky.social I forgot to get plate pics this year, but we went to a buffet on a ranch in the middle of Texas and it included this glorious shrimp pile and a “Soup Corner”.

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Can confirm. It's a perfect series.

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I feel like I’m betraying 17yo Gretchen by not going to see Wicked on opening day.

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W: “Can we just sit and eat and watch tv?” G: “You know those are three of my favorite things.”

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I had a dream last night that I did improv class with Taylor Swift *and* Brennan Lee Mulligan, which says a lot about my subconscious.

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I give Gosling's best song performance a Ken out of Ken.

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Decorating the meeting room for a library program

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This is a Mike Schur name if I've ever seen one.

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Had my appointment today. Still have to go back in six months.

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we should save up all the leap days and then every hundred years have Huge February

submitted 455 days ago • 21 comments

Millennial management is buying yourself a cookie to eat after you have a hard conversation.

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If Yoga With Adriene started a cult, I would probably join.

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After a quick Reddit search, the internet has NOT solved the conundrum of what Taylor Swift lyrics to put in a birthday card.

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this is what they’re trying to replace creatives with

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from a library: please, yes

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I've spent the last week with the current strain of Covid and I'm just starting to feel like an almost-person again. Be careful out there, folks.

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Well, damn. There goes THAT theory

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