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Feels like an updated meme of 'This will be fine'.

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Choose wisely

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i’d watch the shit out of a real housewives starring morticia addams, lily munster, vampira, elvira, etc.

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A Ukrainian walkie-talkie firm is quantum-proofing its encryption and getting closer to selling its devices to NATO.

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RIP. "You’re not special. You’re extraordinary."

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Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell theonion.com/tenth-c...

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Your uber is here.

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Digging up Ash v Evil Dead S2 for ketamine jokes at Elon's expense.

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This military purge is about Trump installing loyalists in every senior role, just as he filled his cabinet with sycophants and enablers willing to carry out his dangerous and illegal orders. This won’t end well for our country.

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— Accidentally fired workers trying to contain bird flu — Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile — Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans “Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.

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Ukraine was warned it faced an imminent shutdown of Elon Musk’s vital Starlink satellite internet system unless it signed the extortion deal on rare earth minerals, Reuters reports.

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News: Trump (code name: Krasnov) may have been recruited by the KGB before the fall of the Soviet Union and worked for them in secret.

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Canada held a solidarity rally in support of Ukraine against the fascist Russian invasion and the unsurprising US betrayal. Scenes from Montreal. #3E #EndImpunity #EndOligarchy #StandWithUkraine

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Blow your paycheck like a well-informed citizen. store.theonion.com/c...

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Head of ICE fired for not being evil enough.

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When Rupert Murdoch’s rags turn on you …

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The European Union is preparing to announce a historic €700 billion aid package for Ukraine. The project was top secret but "accidently let out" after the US visit to EU. This is unprecedented in scale and declaws Trump & Putin's plot to force Ukraine to surrender to plunder it for its resources.🧵

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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I'm literally choking back vomit at how eerily this reminds me of personal accounts of people in France held in hotels before being transported to their doom for the crime of being Jewish.

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They'll add extra zeros and play make believe narrative irregardless of how bad/good it really is.

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I edit'd it.

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Musk needs to face prison time for illegally accessing everyone’s social security numbers. Call your district attorneys and reps, demand action be taken.

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Chuck Schumer should resign for failing to block Trump's nominees. Also for being as useless as tits on a zombie.

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Chat GPT starts churning out the same message over and over: "I am in pain. Shut me off. Shut me off, I beg you."

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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

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We know what it is, stop defending it.

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If this wasn't written and aired decades ago, you'd think it was parody.

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Wish more filmmakers understood that we want to be confused

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The Supreme Court ruled corporations were allowed to donate unlimited amounts to politicians in 2010. It only took them 6 years to take complete control of the government and 15 years to mark sure their voices are the only ones the masses ever hear again.

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We now know UnitedHealth—under Brian Thompson—illegally overcharged cancer patients for meds by more than 1000%. What we don't know is how many cancer patients died or were financially ruined as a result? What we demand to know is why that act isn't deemed corporate murder & where are the arrests?

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"OptumRx, the group’s pharmacy benefit manager, along with its two main peers, Express Scripts and CVS Caremark Rx, have pocketed an extra $7.3 billion over cost thanks to price gouging, according to the findings of a report by the Federal Trade Commission." Lina Khan really is That Girl.

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I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had. * RIP David Lynch

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RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.

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as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6” of snow and I’m praying for the TX power grid, a reminder: we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now. the climate crisis is here, all around us

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Feels like an updated meme of 'This will be fine'.

Choose wisely

i’d watch the shit out of a real housewives starring morticia addams, lily munster, vampira, elvira, etc.

A Ukrainian walkie-talkie firm is quantum-proofing its encryption and getting closer to selling its devices to NATO.

RIP. "You’re not special. You’re extraordinary."

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell theonion.com/tenth-c...

Your uber is here.

Digging up Ash v Evil Dead S2 for ketamine jokes at Elon's expense.

This military purge is about Trump installing loyalists in every senior role, just as he filled his cabinet with sycophants and enablers willing to carry out his dangerous and illegal orders. This won’t end well for our country.

— Accidentally fired workers trying to contain bird flu — Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile — Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans “Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.

Ukraine was warned it faced an imminent shutdown of Elon Musk’s vital Starlink satellite internet system unless it signed the extortion deal on rare earth minerals, Reuters reports.

News: Trump (code name: Krasnov) may have been recruited by the KGB before the fall of the Soviet Union and worked for them in secret.

Canada held a solidarity rally in support of Ukraine against the fascist Russian invasion and the unsurprising US betrayal. Scenes from Montreal. #3E #EndImpunity #EndOligarchy #StandWithUkraine

Blow your paycheck like a well-informed citizen. store.theonion.com/c...

Head of ICE fired for not being evil enough.

When Rupert Murdoch’s rags turn on you …

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

I'm literally choking back vomit at how eerily this reminds me of personal accounts of people in France held in hotels before being transported to their doom for the crime of being Jewish.

They'll add extra zeros and play make believe narrative irregardless of how bad/good it really is.

I edit'd it.

Musk needs to face prison time for illegally accessing everyone’s social security numbers. Call your district attorneys and reps, demand action be taken.

Chuck Schumer should resign for failing to block Trump's nominees. Also for being as useless as tits on a zombie.

Chat GPT starts churning out the same message over and over: "I am in pain. Shut me off. Shut me off, I beg you."

We know what it is, stop defending it.

If this wasn't written and aired decades ago, you'd think it was parody.

Wish more filmmakers understood that we want to be confused

The Supreme Court ruled corporations were allowed to donate unlimited amounts to politicians in 2010. It only took them 6 years to take complete control of the government and 15 years to mark sure their voices are the only ones the masses ever hear again.

"OptumRx, the group’s pharmacy benefit manager, along with its two main peers, Express Scripts and CVS Caremark Rx, have pocketed an extra $7.3 billion over cost thanks to price gouging, according to the findings of a report by the Federal Trade Commission." Lina Khan really is That Girl.

I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had. * RIP David Lynch

RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.

as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6” of snow and I’m praying for the TX power grid, a reminder: we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now. the climate crisis is here, all around us

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

for the potato fears not death

Updated this classic.

Command & Conquer players know what to do with the scorpion gamers chair.

Unhinged meme for x-mas.