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grimmycoyote.bsky.social
Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them. Seattle Creature.
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Occasionally, despite it all, I am reminded we still live in a beautiful world.

Hey boy are you a 5 mg amlodipine pill, because I’m gonna forget you in the morning.

gay men's baseball team, about halfway between Chicago and Boston - all of them into anal fisting call that: The Pink Sox

Friend made some killer good chicken teriyaki last night and I am having my leftovers for lunch. :9

when thou peers into the dark,

In much the same way as I believe that getting behind the wheel of a vehicle instantly drops a -5 modifier to a persons INT stat, I feel like getting any significant amount of money instantly applied a -10 to your humanity score.

Hauled myself off the couch and trimmed my beard/took a shower. Now its right back to lounging on the couch in my underwear.

Many ways to pass a torch.

Oh Rufus can't you see, you're just not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Rufus' mom.

I should probably haul myself up off the couch to take a shower and maybe actually get dressed. But Noodle isn't off work until 17 or 18:00 so maybe I'll just flop here a while longer.

And another medieval history meme FOR THE KIDS

Its a toss up between "chevy tahoe target" and "cocoa puff dispenser" for my favorite bit of that deer anatomy chart.

Thinkin bout deers.

Hey boy are you a third cup of coffee in an hour? Because my heart feels weird.

Do I NEED a third cup of coffee? No I do not. Am I going to HAVE a third cup of coffee anyway? Yes. Yes I am.

Laying around on Spike's couch in my underwear with a bowl and a cup of coffee. Good way to spend a Friday.

Sp!ke is off to work. Now I have all day to lounge around until Noodle gets done with work and we can head down to the Ghost Town.

Put some oat milk in my coffee this morning cuz these beans were pretty acidic and needed a little rounding out. Usually take my coffee black and when I DO use milk/cream its usually heavy cream. But all Sp!ke had was oat milk. This is pretty tasty actually.

Ok fine. I guess I like clown porn twinks. Learning something new about myself here today.