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grimmycoyote.bsky.social
Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them. Seattle Creature.
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To be fair I kind of just assume everyone knows how to do all the shit I do. "Just sew your own!" "Just make the broth yourself!" "Why don't you make your ow..."

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

Y'all, I'm a weird technophobe. I do not know HOW to pirate anything.

submitted 3 hours ago • 6 comments

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

submitted 4 hours ago • 67 comments

@jjbbllkk.bsky.social Heyo. Are you/y'all gonna be out for Pride at all this week? Would love to see you.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

I really want to watch the second season of Andor, but I really don't want to give Disney my money.

submitted 4 hours ago • 7 comments

Sauntering through a medical conference and eating an apple, flipping everybody off. They’re so mad. They know they can’t touch me

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Today a client sent in design files with all the fonts and linked images zipped and included. Their files had actual bleed space included. I cried. I wept tears of joy. I proposed marriage to the designer.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

My bus home just...didn't show up. Now I've got a half hour wait for the next one to maybe show up or not.

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

I am gonna be BAF (broke as fuck) for pride this weekend but Im still going out. I'll just be SOBER

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

Today at work I had a newbie shadowing me and asking questions and man I am such a bad teacher. Trying to explain why and how I'm doing things is annoying and taxes my brain.

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

It is: "dance around the shop to the gayest music possible" week. HALLELUJAH ITS RAININ' MEN YEAH

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Today I am drilling hundreds of little "you are parked here" pads. I think the average non-print nerd has zero idea how much actual manual work goes on in a print shop. Everyone thinks there's just a "Do Steve's project" button that we push then just go take a nap.

submitted 11 hours ago • 7 comments