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giving you a grinder and my old roaches as a dowry

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[american civil war] soldier: god this is terrible I hope no one reenacts this

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me: *minding my own business* iPhone: hey, remember when you went to your best friend’s funeral?!

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BREAKING: Area Man Responsible For Making Others Suicidal Shuts Down Hotline Designed to Help Them Not Be Suicidal

submitted 7 hours ago • 11 comments

Hahaha oh my goodness I just feel like this caramel iced coffee and indica edible are going to save me

submitted 16 hours ago • 5 comments

*seductively Put your hands on me. Okay, now push me in front of a bus.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

I'm sure that if someone suggested changing Columbus Day to Heathen Redskin Day the MAGAts wouldn't have a problem with it.

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I hope people know I'm wearing this long jean skirt in a fundamentalism mocking way

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Smut romances would be sexier if they started each scene with the information that everyone had just washed their hands with soap and water

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

Sometimes people come into your life and they’re annoying.

submitted 11 hours ago • 15 comments

There's no high like a falutin high.

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Blah blah blah rule of law blah blah. I just want to lock him up in El Salvador. I don’t care if it’s fair or legal. It’s what the People deserve.

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Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to believe (in people)

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wow, it hasn't rained this heavily since...well since the last time it rained really heavily.

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“leave me alone, please” should never be a problem

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

My dog's mostly motivated by snacks or treats and all I can say is same, girl, same.

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A cosmetic surgery clinic called Boobs, Butt & Beyond.

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i wish we could put our pain in little boxes and store it in that warehouse at the end of raiders of the lost ark

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Fun fact: Cab Franc pairs well with both Nutri Grain bars and Corn Nuts😂

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

And even though I’m up early I will still be late to work

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Bout time Shedeur Sanders got a job and got out of his parent’s house…

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I contain multitudes* *multiple attitude problems

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I don’t think Bill Withers would think any of this shit was a lovely day…

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In Disney movies, losing your mom is how you become a princess. In Disney parks, losing your mom is how you become an unspeakable animatronic horror.

submitted 52 days ago • 9 comments

Normalize dancing at the grocery store to the great music.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

My onlyfans is just me yelling FUCK during scrabble

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

If you love something set it free, if it doesn't come back I'm never lending that bitch Susan my Tupperware ever again.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

You are the troop of approaching vultures to the bloated distended sun-baked corpse of my heart

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I'm not healthy as a horse but I AM healthy as a ham... you know, fatty and salty soooo

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Don’t forget to load up on pineapple before the Hawaiian-themed gangbang. You’re in charge of the piña bukkake.

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I dunno I just thought that maybe it would be really sweet if you sang me a song that makes you smile

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Daughter: dad, why are kings and people in charge so short? Me: Huh? Daughter: They are rulers, so just a foot tall. Me:

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Opened up my house in the ongoing quest to find a temperature that will make me happy

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Please don't crop your dogs ears or declaw your cat. That's all.

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

The man in front of me is buying Mutual Climax condoms but there’s something about his mullet that tells me he's wasting his money.

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Rain delay on the men's golf so I switch over to watch the women's coverage. Nothing like drooling over a whole lot of rather hot women who would kick my ass up and down the course. I think I've found a new kink.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My therapist is getting tired of starting our sessions with "Why do you think they unfollowed you?"

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

The second and third rules of Fight Club are to remember to stay hydrated and to have a good time

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"I really mean it this time." - a memoir

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