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I don’t want an ai Alexa. I want an Alexa that can understand the basic fucking instructions that she fucks up evey day.

I feel like I’m in a bad mood today

I am struggling with the concept of Tuesday

Well if we’re gonna be under a dictatorship I hope we atleast get a curfew. That would be sick. “Sorry gotta go home. Ya know. The curfew”

God what is going on with Miley’s brows

RAYE performs Adele’s ‘Skyfall’ at the #Oscars .

I can’t believe I got an Ari and a Doja Cat performance. The Oscar’s are for Tony this year

Holy shit Raye

Ariana and Cynthia were so good I forgot Conan was hosting

This performance is for me specifically

OMMMFFFGGGGGGG

I gotta be real with you guys. It’s been at least a year since I’ve listened to any jam bands…

Please please please no more Shane Gillis on snl

Look at all the babies tolerating each other!

Tate McRae is too generic

Saturns playing but he doesn’t know how to use toys so he’s just making his own games. Right now he’s running up the steps head butting the bannister and then running into the basement. I’m assuming doing something similar down there and then repeating

Still processing John Cena heel turn. I’m still in shock

Girl this is what they give you when they put your cat down

Spent so much time taking care of cats this weekend I forgot I have a bunch of plants that need to be repotted too. It’s so hard being a single dad.

Okay I didn’t shop yesterday is everything fixed

This makes sense I was a big ol grump yesterday

RIP Kingda Ka 😪

I beg of you to shave your neck

I just think if your underwear has skid marks you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

It scares me how obsessed I am with Doechiii…

Wordle 1,350 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Aww man I was sweating

He’s doing air biscuits

You think 2 cats greeting you at the door when you come home is nice? Brother let me tell ya about 3 cats.

!!!!!!!!!

Word on the streets is big healthy poops from everyone today