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give it to me straight... look back to see man fucking me in the ass oh - nevermind

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chaser? no, i'd consider myself more of a

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doctor! he's listening to sufjan again

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Jamaican voice: Aaaah badminton! Me tink you sed Badmanting

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my cutlery drawer is still recovering from that one time my girlfriend emptied the dishwasher

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leopard print: not even once

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me? oh nothing much... just crossing the same river twice

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taylor swift has just invaded northern syria

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filled my waterbed with hennesy to flex on these broke hoes

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now imagine a pizza that bleeds

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I need me a hospital bed with a button that just fucking flattens me like a waffle maker

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atheist at dnb rave ugh you call it the what break?

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mr jordan peterson saved my life by telling me its bad when you think about killing yourself real hard

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some of y'all need to pee in a goddamn cup. PEDs are rampant on here (posting enhancing drugs)

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the digital bathhouse

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New tattoo: RESCUSCITATION OK BUT DONT PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT OR ANYTHING

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will people ever tire of the "weight of his massive balls" youtube comment?

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under communism all games will have mandatory jiggle physics

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people complaining about ice in cocktails are just these kids grown up

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i fuck so much in cheap threads they call me poly-ester

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Heartwarming: This Texas prison guard still does executions the old way

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no one really waves a handkerchief any more

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last.fm friday

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being caught by a venus flytrap probably feels really good for a short amount of time

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instagram reels - yes, on one hand they are completely destroying my brain. but how else would I know about the latest meme on the chinese internet? what the netizens are up to? impossible dilemma

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which publicist made elliott smith go on a goofy breakfast show with a puppet in the background?

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hitting her back wall just right and noclipping into her belly

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whenever twitter servers went down it was stupid but when bluesky servers go down it’s just cute. like awe sorry we love you so much we know you’re doing your best

give it to me straight... look back to see man fucking me in the ass oh - nevermind

chaser? no, i'd consider myself more of a

doctor! he's listening to sufjan again

Jamaican voice: Aaaah badminton! Me tink you sed Badmanting

my cutlery drawer is still recovering from that one time my girlfriend emptied the dishwasher

leopard print: not even once

me? oh nothing much... just crossing the same river twice

taylor swift has just invaded northern syria

filled my waterbed with hennesy to flex on these broke hoes

now imagine a pizza that bleeds

I need me a hospital bed with a button that just fucking flattens me like a waffle maker

atheist at dnb rave ugh you call it the what break?

mr jordan peterson saved my life by telling me its bad when you think about killing yourself real hard

some of y'all need to pee in a goddamn cup. PEDs are rampant on here (posting enhancing drugs)

the digital bathhouse

New tattoo: RESCUSCITATION OK BUT DONT PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT OR ANYTHING

will people ever tire of the "weight of his massive balls" youtube comment?

under communism all games will have mandatory jiggle physics

people complaining about ice in cocktails are just these kids grown up

i fuck so much in cheap threads they call me poly-ester

Heartwarming: This Texas prison guard still does executions the old way

no one really waves a handkerchief any more

last.fm friday

being caught by a venus flytrap probably feels really good for a short amount of time

instagram reels - yes, on one hand they are completely destroying my brain. but how else would I know about the latest meme on the chinese internet? what the netizens are up to? impossible dilemma

which publicist made elliott smith go on a goofy breakfast show with a puppet in the background?

hitting her back wall just right and noclipping into her belly

whenever twitter servers went down it was stupid but when bluesky servers go down it’s just cute. like awe sorry we love you so much we know you’re doing your best

really struggling with low fps in my bathroom

what if there was a yellow family that said some funny stuff

huffing ether really fell off. deserves a comeback

(dog with burnout) oh yeah, more pee on a hydrant.. just what i fucking needed

when a woman is cumming I sit my white ass down and LISTEN