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Finally: Woman Can Have Hobbies is binding precedent

I'm sure it's already been pointed out a lot but it really is wild to see ethan kleins transition from building his entire brand off of a fair use case to using legal threats to shut down and dox people criticising him on reddit

If they get into that government text notification data, I hope they're ready to see just how batshit crazy people are when they try to flirt

trump: we are going to conquer canada and make it a state canadian hockey fans: fine, we will boo your anthem at games media: these two actions are exactly the same level of bad

lmao

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Roses are Red . 🌹 + 💝 o 💋 * 💗. #supermario #pauline

Y'all gotta get comfortable talking about pornography and defending its right to exist and for people to look at it, even if you don't (but especially if you DO).

Oh that thing he did was illegal? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Robert Mueller?

Can't wait to know what straight up lead water is gonna do to my anxiety. Gonna be seeing shit in the 6th dimension

here is just one of the prestigious awards that we handed out during the western kabuki REAL gamer awards. 2024 was a big year for reactionary gamers

😀 warmup today

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE OH MY GOD

Whelp. After “watching” that whole game, I’m going home and drawing Rosalina and Pauline aggressively making out.

Jackson Mahomes right now

The unified conservative worldview is that no matter how much power they have they will never stop being pissbabies

Look at this man. He gives me life and teaches me I'm not hating enough, I can do more

Look at this man. He gives me life and teaches me I'm not hating enough, I can do more

I'm glad to enjoy the next hour to be proud to be an American because Kendrick has unfathomable hatred for Drake, truly a blessing on this earth

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

Drake Super Bowl Party

Some conservative is shitting blood at seeing an American flag made of black people

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

“Jew” is not the only thing going on in this screenshot but it’s certainly one of them

*in voice of Tesla Truck owner* You fucking idiots, Elon's not gay! His autism just makes him feel different about other men. Like me! *Grindr notification on full blast goes off from his phone,his wife cries again*

“So what’s with all the yuri? Why are you drawing so much of it?” Me:

2 hours ago I was outlining the next episode and was pleasantly surprised at how much less there was to cover compared to the past week or so. And then two hours passed.

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

Within the next 4 years, there's gonna be a tech crash so bad that every tech bro is gonna have an epiphany of "Oh God, what did I do?" And then go on to make it worse while their wife's leave them

its time to play the music *gun cocks* its time to light the lights *spotlight illuminates chair with him tied up* its time to meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight *kermit pulls the trigger*

{while being mugged at gunpoint} This guy is just bluffing {mugger seizes my wallet} This is just a distraction {mugger shoots me in the gut and runs away} He'll screw up soon and then we can go back to normal

You're about to see some of the dumbest shit possible happen and you'll have that one friend say "Well.... atleast we're free were it matters: our hearts."

Cis imagination: "Those LYING transgenders hide what's in their pants to DECEIVE innocents with their GENDER LIES!" Trans reality: "I have stopped engaging in any sexually-charged conversations because cis people with a dickgirl fetish treat me like I'm not human and exist for their gratification."

i know its a medical thing so i dont wanna make fun of him, but i genuinely cannot listen to RFK jr speak. it upsets my brain soooooo much to hear his voice

they want to erase us completely. do not let them, we will outlive these fascists. create art, take pictures of yourself or your trans friends, make something lasting. we will outlast them forever

longest january ever but as of today i'm living with central air and heat for the first time in my adult life

You see Elon Musk taking over a government agency and fucking around. I see him getting closer to his Budd Dwyer moment. We are not the same.

they’re going to deport people for having opinions. they’re calling the united states the most authoritian regime on the planet

The Holocaust was legal. We had a law prof teach a whole course on this. Ppl who conflate what is lawful with what is right are easy to manipulate and control.

Thank you so much Pete.

donald trump: america will take greenland even if it takes force democrats: can you believe this guy. he’s crazy! democrats 4 years later: donald trump didn’t even capture greenland for our own exploitation. epic fail