donald trump: america will take greenland even if it takes force democrats: can you believe this guy. he’s crazy! democrats 4 years later: donald trump didn’t even capture greenland for our own exploitation. epic fail - ThreadSky

junlper.beer • 98 days ago

donald trump: america will take greenland even if it takes force

democrats: can you believe this guy. he’s crazy!

democrats 4 years later: donald trump didn’t even capture greenland for our own exploitation. epic fail

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adawehi369.bsky.social•97 days ago

https://youtu.be/74wrX8rKtzw?si=aGYhuakx-ffNwX9t

booboodru.bsky.social•98 days ago

I hate how accurate this is 😂

torhans.bsky.social•98 days ago

https://www.reuters.com/world/poll-85-greenlanders-do-not-want-be-part-us-2025-01-28/

gloriasync.bsky.social•98 days ago

Remember, the vietcong and the taliban both beat the US military and they were basically armed with sticks.

boopsly.bsky.social•98 days ago

Democrats 8 years later: yes, the Reanimated Corpse of Hillary Clinton voted to expand the funding to the roving Death Squads keeping the peace in Greenland which may mean she's not your "ideal candidate" but you still have to vote for her, unless you support electing Andrew Tate.

rxfrenchfries.bsky.social•98 days ago

Lol Drumpf

roysboys.bsky.social•98 days ago

during the 2028 debate: "Unlike Trump, we're serious about taking Greenland!"

canalweasel.bsky.social•98 days ago

"Vote for us and you will see the first female Secretary of Defence fighting the Greenland/Panama wars."

lizcious.bsky.social•98 days ago

Donald Trump: *does some dumb illegal shit*

Internet Communists: 😡 goddamn Dems!! 🤬

roysboys.bsky.social•98 days ago

Wait till you find out what happens when fascists have limp dick opposition parties.

henrydarpa.bsky.social•98 days ago

Criticising dems for being useless at opposition seems pretty normal

satiricalplanet.bsky.social•95 days ago

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bjornemil.bsky.social•98 days ago

Berlingske, a conservative Danish newspaper, and Sermitsiaq, Greenlands newspaper, have published the first opinion-poll:

85 % say no to Trump
6 % say yes

xhawk77x.bsky.social•98 days ago

I actually think it mades sense to criticize and ridicule for him for his constant, grandiose promises, and for the fact that he seldom actually follows through on them. This is a guy who swears he'll do ten impossible things before breakfast every day. That should prompt flack.

shanzival.bsky.social•98 days ago

His credibility with his base needs to be damaged for there to be any real hope of stopping him.

thatseanguy.bsky.social•97 days ago

That'll never happen. They don't care what's true.

What needs to happen is the other 67% of us who didn't vote for this clown show need to get active beyond just voting once a year and fighting each other on the Internet.

petalrose450.bsky.social•98 days ago

I mean there was already real hope of stopping him when Biden was in office and had near infinite executive power. But he's too much of a pussy ig

shanzival.bsky.social•98 days ago

The courts would have definitely stopped most anything Biden could have tried along these lines. We've seen it before in many states, the Republicans are only concerned about Abuse of Office when a Democrat is in it.

petalrose450.bsky.social•98 days ago

Not really, what would they actually do if he just arrested Trump and held him without trial till he died?

shanzival.bsky.social•98 days ago

The constitutional lawyers would be lined up outside every federal court to file 6th amendment proceedings.

stochasticooze.bsky.social•98 days ago

If World War III is started over this nonsense I'm going to be so mad

metalson.bsky.social•98 days ago

President Newsom will annex Greenland AND Iceland just to prove how ineffective Trump was.

happyboy108.bsky.social•98 days ago

Silly

risenemmeryn.bsky.social•98 days ago

who is this helping

petalrose450.bsky.social•98 days ago

I mean it's making me laugh, which is more than the Democrats have ever done for me.

risenemmeryn.bsky.social•98 days ago

lmao

lekilavrisky.bsky.social•98 days ago

"yeah we should have started world war 3 instead"

andandrew.bsky.social•98 days ago

"He's a wannabe dictator, and get this, an incompetent wannabe dictator"

oldpappythomas.bsky.social•98 days ago

This is going to be the reasonable centrist dem take in 2028.

dosbootleg.bsky.social•98 days ago

I hate this reality. Why was I cursed with awareness.

mario-mangione.bsky.social•98 days ago

Lol make sure you save this one. I would bet so many doll hairs that this is gonna come true.

florassbm.bsky.social•98 days ago

best part is when they run on expansionist rhetoric for no reason in 2028, but like, pretend its different.

fryfrizz.bsky.social•98 days ago

Well gotta save this one for when it really happens. 😂

runfrior.bsky.social•98 days ago

Man this is honestly gonna be real. Bookmark this one 🤣

deadant.bsky.social•98 days ago

Then an extremely annoying discourse where half the online liberals are like "they're not supporting it, they're just pointing out his hypocrisy!" and the other half are like "yeah fuck Trump, the Dems actually *will* take Greenland because they're the Adults in the Room"

keithdonovan.bsky.social•98 days ago

100% right

momus.bsky.social•98 days ago

Democrats: we're going to propose our own trans care ban because it will punk trump and show he's not really serious about oppressing trans people.

kokorozek.satan.social•98 days ago

"The liberal case for Greenland annexation" by Glenn Greenwald

jessincolor.bsky.social•98 days ago

too real

starshark.bsky.social•98 days ago

“We have been given an EGREGIOUS disservice by the SCREAMING HYSTERICAL left who BETRAYED us with their opposition to invasion!”

ancova4.bsky.social•97 days ago

The 4 years later might only happen if Trump pulls out of NATO. We already get most of the strategic value of defending against Russia because Denmark and the U.S. are nato states.

That said, Democrats might win the election because Greenland would vote democrat instead of republican.

bsey.bsky.social•97 days ago

What makes you think they’d be allowed to vote?

athenabird.bsky.social•95 days ago

Colonies don’t get the same status that states do.

ancova4.bsky.social•97 days ago

Because the entire plan to buy Greenland is based on the 19th and 20th century proposals to turn it into the 51st state.

Also, the implication of America colonizing Anglo-Saxons is as ironic as it is unlikely.

historysraven.bsky.social•98 days ago

Denmark should Grant Greenland its independence, while also ensuring economy doesn’t collapse and partnering with other countries to help defend it from Trump. (25% of Greenland’s GDP comes from Denmark subsidizing the country’s budget by up to 70-75%.)

jereman17.bsky.social•98 days ago

Or
Democrats: The fact is President Trump captured Greenland and it's our duty to enable the smoothest transition possible 🫡

l0rd-anarchy.bsky.social•97 days ago

Next president could be democrat and he looks at the bill of sale of Greenland and just sign it away with a bunch of their 'empathetic' jail pardons of murderers, traffickers, etc.

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