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growingbrovine.farm
35|M|He/Him - Just a bovine working in the gym and at the table to get those gains. ATL based I’m a: A DM (the D&D Kind) A Submassive (I’m large but you’re in charge) A part-time powerlifter A fiction nerd (Comics/Novels/Fanfic/Smut) A full time queer
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*sighs in jealousy*
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As someone that does use like Babes/Dude/Bro/Sweetheart/Girl/etc truly interchangeably and sometimes in the same sentence. Feeling seen.
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I’m suddenly worried (excited) for how much of a struggle it’s going to be to get in frame in the next few updates. Also look at Standee giving beach(ed whale) bod.
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I always have this image in my head of there being like a suit of armor or leathers (or whatever the modern fantasy equivalent is) that he had when he was “active” and it just kinda hangs lonely on a hook in the closet. Because even when he’s “normal” sized he’s a lot bigger then he started.
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*sweats in knowing that they would absolutely smash up so much furniture together*
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Ugh I am a sucker for a feeder/encourager who succumbs to the lifestyle and urges he pushes on others I also love with Indiana how much you can tell like he’s got a solid frame underneath the chonk. He’s more cornfed (overfed) muscle the like Paulie.
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Was my reaction. Followed by a google of the MD cartoon
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Oh big fuckin moo-d
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Fantastic
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The progress is pretty damn stagger for what I assume is like 6-9 months based on the alt text
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Meaty enough that I wanna take a bite 🐮💦
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Fucking hell man, that’s bigger then MY waist
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I’m not that big yet. But I’m working on it. 💪🏻🐮💦
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It’s kinda weird because like it has the same “compartmentalization” that like early 00s internet sites/forums had but with no benefit of it being truly niche knowledge or groups. Because eventually all things point toward marketability and capitalism. I.e. we and our date profiles are the product
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Somehow I don’t think it’s just the lighting making you look like you could perform an animality.
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One can assume both verbally and by your continued progress/existence ;)
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*is full of the most impure bull thoughts*
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Whoa. That’s a noticeable difference dude.
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This is extremely loud
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This explains a lot ;) I approve of habitual baking and it’s obvious benefits
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Damn man what have you been eating! That overhang is looking significantly fuller.
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Me staring at you and way too many of our mutual friends. You’ve gotta finish one before you go back to the buffet.
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Seriously the way it’s gonna break my brain when I run into you again. Like my mental image of you is still like 2016-2018. And you’ve LONG left that version of you behind and buried.
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So how do I politely state that I didn’t realize how big you’ve actually gotten.
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Really starting to live up to the EX part of your name
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See meanwhile I’m sometimes glad it’s an online game because I know for a fact if it was in person I’d probably get something chucked at me once a session.
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*taps chin* I mean it might be the most fucked up hallmark movie series ever but kinda.
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Again it just makes me smile cause I’ve clearly got the tone balanced properly when both kinds of horrors get equal level of response.
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You joke but the fictional city it all takes places in is in Pennsylvania so yes.
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Some extra bulgy wiggles 🐮💦
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It’s certainly fitting a lot different these days
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*uses writing and TTRPG storytelling to work though personal baggage* I feel ya
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*grumbles jealously*
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Ugh I am an absolutely sucker for background story telling of old photos.
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It’s a mindfuck to explain to the good parent that you don’t really have firm memories before like the age of 12. And even then they are spotty and hazy in a lot of places. Thankfully my siblings get it even though they benefited from being the golden children by comparison.
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Obviously I’m just a dude pretending to be livestock on the internet and leaving comments when your art strikes a good nerve. But know you aren’t alone. While my situation was never a dire I know every much what it’s like to be the “blame” child to a narcissistic parent. It’s a mind fuck.
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So many ways to help
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Here is my continual take. Shadows and lighting and angles: Work it babes - even the professionals take advantage of it but it’s still authentically you. Bad Photoshop: hilarious but you know what? We were all there at one point - hopefully you stop but also girl was see it my dude. A*eye Gen: 💀💀💀
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The fact my dumbass went “Red Hood?” first and not Jason or Todd.
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Truly. I’m happy as a clam to just have a water out at a bar. And yea it’s easier to not feel the need when you know everybody but having long been the 3rd/5th/7th wheel friend. There is definitely a level of like “take the giving a shit edge off” - does it hurt that I primarily get a body high? No.
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So like for the upcoming vacation I be getting up, hitting the gym, then throwing back a seltzer before vibing in the pool. I wish you good energy and luck on the journey
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As I cut back on drinking as my focus in powerlifting and gym related goal grew I did find that while I didn’t need booze I did sometimes miss the social lubricants. it wasn’t until last year I got introduced to THC seltzers and those have become my preferred method. Due to how controlled it feels.
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So that’s actually something we have in common (although for me it was much more I’ve got been queer to deal with let’s not add more lying) and while it wasn’t an spiral I wasn’t always a fan of the inconsistent way that smoking would hit me. So I stayed away for the last few years myself.